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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I'm not gonna lie, that crilled gheese looks bomb as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Halloumi with plain bread in the middle? Eh looks okay.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Get stoned and then go look at it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It is that approach KFC did with their thingamajig where - instead of buns - one of their burgers hat two more chicken pieces.

Edit:
I think they called it "Double down"

[–] Unforeseen 1 points 2 weeks ago

As in double down on your chance for a heart attack

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

...two-faced rarebit...

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago

You must be a former employee of the Wonker Weiner Company

[–] wander1236 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Precisely. And it grosses my kids out every time I tell them that's what's for dinner.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I love spoonerisms and I have an almost nervous habit of making them up on the spot at random times. Bugs the hell out of my wife.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, me too. Wifes the hell out of my bug.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hugs the well out of my bife.

[–] BudgetBandit 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My wife, too, calls me a fart smeller.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Something about this post really churgs my bees

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Smažený sýr – fry your gheese, don’t crill it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don't think I've called them anything other than 'dothogs' in the last decade.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gotta be careful ordering a crilled gheese in other countries. You'll end up being served a goose covered in krill.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's a risk worth taking

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

My brain absolutely refused to read

Jeanut Putter and Belly

as it was written.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Ookami38 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Love this. The more I look, the worst it gets!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

For some reason I was able to read "Peanut Butter and Belly" multiple times trying to parse it before the Jeanut Putter and Belly misspelling stood out to me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All of these look like they would cost $50 at some super pretentious restaurant.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Especially the one with the paper plate

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What's that in the bottom right image? Is that supposed to be cheese? It looks like anything but cheese. I know the "cheese" used on burgers is a mispronounciation for plastic waste but the grilled cheese sandwich looks like it has bleached cardboard or something.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Looks like either paneer or haloumi. Either way, I'd eat the crap outta it.

[–] Birch 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Looks like Halloumi, a greek cheese similar to indian Paneer which can be grilled or seared without melting

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I've seen halloumi cheese in Greece, and it doesn't look like this at all. This looks like a factory produced piece of plastic. They make great cheese in Greece, nothing like this piece of chernobyl cake.