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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 54 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

I'm not gonna lie, that crilled gheese looks bomb as fuck.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Halloumi with plain bread in the middle? Eh looks okay.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 3 months ago

Get stoned and then go look at it.

[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It is that approach KFC did with their thingamajig where - instead of buns - one of their burgers hat two more chicken pieces.

Edit:
I think they called it "Double down"

[–] Unforeseen 1 points 3 months ago

As in double down on your chance for a heart attack

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 months ago

...two-faced rarebit...

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 33 points 3 months ago

You must be a former employee of the Wonker Weiner Company

[–] wander1236 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Precisely. And it grosses my kids out every time I tell them that's what's for dinner.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I love spoonerisms and I have an almost nervous habit of making them up on the spot at random times. Bugs the hell out of my wife.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, me too. Wifes the hell out of my bug.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hugs the well out of my bife.

[–] BudgetBandit 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My wife, too, calls me a fart smeller.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 points 3 months ago

Something about this post really churgs my bees

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 10 points 3 months ago

Smažený sýr – fry your gheese, don’t crill it

[–] skygirl@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I don't think I've called them anything other than 'dothogs' in the last decade.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Gotta be careful ordering a crilled gheese in other countries. You'll end up being served a goose covered in krill.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

It's a risk worth taking

[–] hobovision@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

My brain absolutely refused to read

Jeanut Putter and Belly

as it was written.

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Ookami38 1 points 3 months ago
[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Love this. The more I look, the worst it gets!

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

For some reason I was able to read "Peanut Butter and Belly" multiple times trying to parse it before the Jeanut Putter and Belly misspelling stood out to me.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

All of these look like they would cost $50 at some super pretentious restaurant.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Especially the one with the paper plate

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago
[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What's that in the bottom right image? Is that supposed to be cheese? It looks like anything but cheese. I know the "cheese" used on burgers is a mispronounciation for plastic waste but the grilled cheese sandwich looks like it has bleached cardboard or something.

[–] MistressKitty@pawb.social 8 points 3 months ago

Looks like either paneer or haloumi. Either way, I'd eat the crap outta it.

[–] Birch 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Looks like Halloumi, a greek cheese similar to indian Paneer which can be grilled or seared without melting

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I've seen halloumi cheese in Greece, and it doesn't look like this at all. This looks like a factory produced piece of plastic. They make great cheese in Greece, nothing like this piece of chernobyl cake.