If the constipation is severe there shouldn't be anything on the chart. Just a blank space.
this post was submitted on 01 Jan 2025
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This chart is incomplete. Where's the bricks? Where's the fire?
It's shit bricks and shit fire, can't you see?
I'm actually trained in this. I went to school and this was a topic and then I passed a test and got a license. My name is registered on a state database and I put letters behind my signature. I'm an expert on shit.
Certified shitposter!
What does it mean if you poop a pile of perfectly spherical pellets?
You're a rabbit.
What does it mean if you poop a pyramid of perfectly square cubes?
You’re a wombat.
Damn, didn't expect you to be right.
Or spongebob
You're a Borg
Constipation is futile
I am designation 2².
Ok, what does THAT mean??
I'm embarassed by how often I think about this chart.
Who hasn't shit for a year
I have shit twice this year.
I drank a lot over the course of last year to this year, so five times for me. Normally it's like twice a week
First shit of the year was a type 3
Is there such a chart for all the major cities ?
7
😮
Just the way I'm built
What if your type 4 is like 2-3 feet long?
You should look into an onlyfans career
I'll get right on it. Named SteamyLogs.
Steamy
I do 6 way more often than I probably should.
TIL about Snake poop
First was 6 after eating some Mexican food. Then it was 3 later. So I guess we are all good.
Don't think I've ever been Type 1 thankfully but have done all the rest