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[–] [email protected] 189 points 2 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 124 points 2 months ago (4 children)

No, they want to be called LA class nuclear powered attack submarine.

We're in shit posting after all.

Happy Xmas, ya filthy animal!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Always liked the strong silent type

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You talking about females or farts?

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[–] [email protected] 121 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (13 children)

That's a huge word ~~salat~~ salad just to say "I'm an incel"

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago

salat

Found the Ger(wo)man.

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[–] [email protected] 117 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A reliable source on TV told me you can't go wrong with

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (3 children)

As a man who likes fedoras, this stereotype offends me. Sadly, it's an accurate description most of th etime.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Im a hoe and I dont have a vagina so it clearly doesn't even work 😋

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago

In most contexts, you’d just say…”people”.

Or, if you’re actually trying to make a demographic-wide statement, like how women aren’t good at video games, you’d just say:

“IGNORE ME, I AN A SEXIST MORON.”

Basically, the meme isn’t much meant for the word choice, it’s how often incels have statements to make on half the population.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You remember how everyone just used to say women 10-20 years ago? I guess that's woke now. So much for conserving.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (4 children)

"people with vaginas" is one option ig. or if they also identify as women, cis women is another option

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I think "vag havers" is the preferred nomenclature.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (3 children)

When did "people with vaginas" unironically become a way to refer to anyone, especially as an alternative to "female"?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (4 children)

People with vaginas is the right terminology if discussing something that pertains to vaginas. Eg. "People with vaginas should make sure to see a gynecologist regularly." in this case, saying "women" would exclude/misgender many trans and intersex people who have vaginas but are not women, while also including some women who do not have vaginas and would not need to see a gynecologist

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (8 children)

As a magical talking lion, I always go with, "Daughter of Eve."

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (3 children)

A talking lion and a flying squid? That's some Lovecraftian horror combo

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago

feminine species

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"of the feminine species"

Uh, do you want to explain to this guy what a species is, or do I have to?

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (27 children)

clearly ingenue is the correct choice

or for a potential fun comment thread: is dude gendered? I grew up in a place where a lot of people called everyone dude regardless of gender. That said, when I’ve brought this up, some people get real heated about it.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Hey dude, don't make it weird. Take a bad song and make it wetter.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is this why they always ask how to define "woman"?

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

Yes but he's not looking for a woke word for "females", so "women" doesn't help.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Women implies the existence of nimen and tamen

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Mmmmm... ramen

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Sexism is a helluva drug.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

'feminine species' 😭😭😭

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Come on, that's just obvious bait

[–] ryedaft 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (21 children)

Female humans

Kinda long way to say women

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Meanwhile: males, dudes, guys, homies, fellas, bois, bros, lads, laddie, mates, geezers, chaps, gents, boss, hoss, cheif, buddy, pal, son, sonny, sonny boy, muchacho, hombre, old timer, Mac, Joe..

"Yeah what's up?"

I don't think we need to cancel Guys and Dolls just yet.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I love that half of these are fully gender neutral terms of endearment in Australia 😂

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Here I go once again with the email
Every week I hope that it's from a female

Oh :( Not from a female

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