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[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

If y'all think Jesus is so good you should meet his hermanito lupe.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 21 hours ago

It’s so interesting to see reactions of horror triggered by a mention of kindness suddenly putting one’s own actions into perspective.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

More like "what didn't we do?"

Am I right?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Like 90% of what he told us to do, for starters.

[–] Kellenved 6 points 16 hours ago

That 10% is doing a lot of work here

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 day ago (5 children)

we enshrined his torture and put it literally everywhere. you think that might have anything to do with it?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Well people said if he comes back he's going to slaughter all of us, maybe making him afraid to come back is the point? Haha

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

It's not like all humankind suffers and he is a relatable representation of our own suffering. Kind of like Iron Man or other heroes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

Look, if they did that to Jesus they will do the same or worse to you without batting an eye.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A press conference with aliens? I don't think so. They'll be killed and get a very detailed autopsy as soon as they put their feet on the ground

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If Jesus were to show up on an alien planet would He be incarnate as an alien

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Yes.

The question is, would he be alien to us or them.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (16 children)

There's a sci-fi book series called Hyperion where one of the main fucuses of the far-future theocratic government is to search for signs and symbolism of Jesus on other planets. Since if you find an alien species worshipping Jesus or using cross symbolism, you've all but proven that God exists.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

Or aliens copied 3rd century Rome.

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