Kellenved

These words are all very pretty but let me ask you this: do you have kids?

While you were chasing human women, I was… studying … the blade

I just assumed the first comment was lies to begin with

God just wants to join the alpha omega country club

Stellar body interactions got you down? Can’t even solve the most basic three-body problem? Feeling like the laughingstock of your divine peers?

But he would never be on board with live ammunition being fired around him, even for a plot. All he cares about is his own orange sack of bones

In english all streets are non-binary. Romance languages have male and female streets*

*citation needed

This comment is a journey

Glad you’re still with us

Move over shockedpikachu.jpg

One part free healthcare, one part donnybrooks, six parts geese

And you’re trying to tell me that’s not a magic spell you just said? Pfff