Kellenved

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[–] Kellenved -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

These words are all very pretty but let me ask you this: do you have kids?

[–] Kellenved 5 points 4 days ago

While you were chasing human women, I was… studying … the blade

[–] Kellenved 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I just assumed the first comment was lies to begin with

[–] Kellenved 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

God just wants to join the alpha omega country club

[–] Kellenved 7 points 1 week ago

Stellar body interactions got you down? Can’t even solve the most basic three-body problem? Feeling like the laughingstock of your divine peers?

[–] Kellenved 8 points 1 week ago

But he would never be on board with live ammunition being fired around him, even for a plot. All he cares about is his own orange sack of bones

[–] Kellenved 1 points 1 week ago

In english all streets are non-binary. Romance languages have male and female streets*

*citation needed

[–] Kellenved 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This comment is a journey

Glad you’re still with us

[–] Kellenved 8 points 2 weeks ago

Move over shockedpikachu.jpg

[–] Kellenved 11 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

One part free healthcare, one part donnybrooks, six parts geese

[–] Kellenved 13 points 1 month ago

And you’re trying to tell me that’s not a magic spell you just said? Pfff

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