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[–] [email protected] 109 points 1 week ago

"Hey! Close that door behind you! Were you raised in a barn?"

"Non. πŸ˜”"

[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I dunno, the French don't need a fuckin Luigi to get them to pop off when their leaders do some dumb shit.

They're all pretty ready to throw down against leaders who would hurt them.

Sounds pretty civilized to me.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This. Im not french, and while the surrender jokes can be slightly amusing at times, i feel a great sense of pride(?) everytime i see on the news that theyre protesting some new tyranny. Wish my lot were like that. Alas, we not only get trampled by the boot but kiss it as it passes by

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Eh, the surrendering jokes are only because they've legitimately won more wars in history than any other European nation. Dunno if China or one of their neighbors might have the French beat. The French don't care they have their baguette and coffee.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

If the French hadn’t supported the colonies, there would be no USA today. Their language is gibberish but we could learn some lessons from their revolting and how to march a noble toward the guillotine

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago (6 children)

What's the difference between 3.1 and 3.9?

[–] [email protected] 104 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

within any Ξ΅>0

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can communicate with primates

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Je vais te monter en l'air tu vas voir si je communique pas c'est peut Γͺtre non verbal mais le message va passer t'inquiΓ¨tes

(Jk sorry)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Je te veux sur notre instance française toi

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

and have better cheese

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Lol, na. Just poking fun at our French friends.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Lol, I assume that's a description of the execution of a french spy?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Monkeys aren't stupid enough to eat snails

Please note that I do not know if this is actually true

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

3.1 aren’t cheese eating nor surenderring

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

holding some pizza

le omnomnomnomage

1 hour later...

le omnomnomnomage continuez

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Zen fire ze missiles!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Very drΓ΄le

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Raised by Americans would actually work better here

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think the article was only listing accounts where the children survived

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Survivorship bias

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Good point there

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAH MY EYES THIS IS WHY I USE PNG

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Are the other shows as good as Raised By Wolves?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Sacre Bleu!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

This agrees with the treatment of children I saw in the documentary Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown (and Don't Come Back!!)

^(Remember:^ ^two^ ^exclamation^ ^points.)^

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel like Norwegian kids are waaaaay more feral than french kids

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought it would be the dutch. Or Belgians. I forget how the movie goes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

nah its obviously the usa

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(jk)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I want to meet the guy raised by ostriches

[–] pancakes 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or even crazier, the one raised by the Fr*nch

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I'm not crazy. No thanks!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
[–] agentshags 2 points 1 week ago