FordBeeblebrox

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They are anti-women

They want live babies who grow up to be dead soldiers.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Even if the whole team is actually in the conference room…it’s one dude with a laptop who struggles to get the display working for 10 min then proceeds to just read the PowerPoint out loud.

None of this required me putting on pants or being part of traffic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Keep Purdy healthy and improve the line, the D is out for blood like always just let them cook

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Give it to Kittle Mason and Juice to just grind out, no need for anything fancy just hit them in the mouth

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well Brock did have to throw 3 different touchdown passes so you may have caught the wrong one, although I’m having terrible luck with streams too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (4 children)

They have also denied refunds if a game is running in the background and you have 100 hours while editing a spreadsheet, so tread lightly

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Hitchhiker’s Guide, you likely won’t be able to finish each of the 5 books in the trilogy in a day but it’s something you can read a hundred times and find a new witty joke somewhere, much like all the Discworld novels.

The Expanse is another that you could burn through a book a day but wow it’s a hell of a story and worth taking your time on each character’s perspective, Outlander is also a good one for the same reasons but those are 1k pagers

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, that’s why I said in a clinic. Having someone to monitor you is safety first.

There’s a dozen apps for Lemmy and they all have bugs, but I’m glad there’s people working g on them all

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Some archeologists get paid to dig up old kitchen tools from early human history. You’re just leaving stuff for the archeologists in 2424

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I didn’t get raptured, too much thc and alcohol in your system makes you too heavy for the angels to carry I think.

If all the good folk are gone though I sure hope for less traffic on my road trip this weekend. Praise jeebus? 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

My elementary school had two kindergarten teachers with the same last name, my only memory of kindergarten is roll call on the first day when the teacher told me I was in the wrong room and I had to walk out with the other kids chuckling. Seems like our brains hold on to only the strongest emotional moments be they good or bad.

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