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[–] clay_pidgin 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)
[–] themoonisacheese 13 points 3 weeks ago

[...] and the absence of any credible economic benefit caused the plan to be quietly shelved.

Truly non-credible

[–] verity_kindle 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

wait do english speaking people know Asterix et Obelix???

I never expected to see it referenced here

[–] LazerFX 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Hell yes! I grew up with that (In the UK), it was one of the first books I read (And series I watched) in the 80's/90's... introducing my daughter now to them.

12 Trials is still something I quote to my wife at times... "You are a wild boar, a wild boar" :D

[–] merc 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The Russian ports on the Black Sea are so absurd that if you encountered a setup like that in a video game you'd just quit because it's unrealistic.

Scenario:

Game: Ok, you've got a port that's open year round with access to both the Atlantic and Indian Oceans.

Player: Yay, I set sail for the Atlantic.

Game: You set sail, making good time across the Black sea. To continue to the Atlantic, you first have to pass through the Bosporous, a narrow channel that goes right through the biggest city of Turkey. You need to make it worth their while.

Player: This is bullshit. Ok, I bribe Turkey, now am I in the Atlantic?

Game: You've made it past Turkey. Are you at peace with Greece?

Player: Yes... why?

Game: Congratulations, you are able to pass the Agean sea. You have now made it to the Mediterranean sea.

Player: Wait, I wanted to go to the Atlantic.

Game: To go to the Atlantic, proceed to the Strait of Gibraltar. Are you at peace with England?

Player: What? Wait, this is bullshit. Another strait? And isn't England up in the northern Atlantic? I'm at peace with Spain, France, Italy... what does England have to do with it?

Game: England controls the Strait of Gibraltar.

Player: This is bullshit, ok, I go to the Indian ocean instead.

Game: Are you on good terms with Egypt, Yemen, Eritrea and Djibouti?

[–] verity_kindle 4 points 3 weeks ago

A warm water port in Alaska...this'll get you tenure, Lyinmadov.