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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

As someone whose family is from Altoona, let me say that the abomination that is that pizza is not widely available in the city (a number of people in my family didn't even know of it's existence until the last decade or so) and most locals find it as baffling and disgusting as the rest of us. I'm also unsurprised that someone there would rat him out in hope of a reward, that city is the corpse of what it used to be, now stuffed to bursting with low-wage retail and healthcare jobs. It's also a conservative bastion, go figure.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

True facts I will never be able to purge from my accursed brain.

The married couple who owned the house in the 80's sitcom "Mr Belvedere" canonically met in Altoona. The premise of the sitcom was that a lower/middle class family ended up with a refined british butler who solved all their issues for them and brought them closer as a family. It was exactly how it sounds.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Rick and Morty season 2, the invadingind parasites episode has a skit spoofing this.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Petition to nuke Altoona as that pizza is a war crime?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I wanted to nuke them for ratting on luigi

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Funny enough the city and especially the horseshoe curve were prime targets during the cold war.

[–] [email protected] 150 points 1 week ago (42 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] zalgotext 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You know, as unappetizing as this looks, it probably tastes close to dipping a grilled cheese into tomato soup. I'm keeping my mind open, but good lord they need help with their plating.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

probably tastes close to dipping a grilled cheese into tomato soup

It does not.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Bet it still tastes better than little caesars

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Jim Cornette is a pro-wrestling personality who's known for his fast loud mouth on-air.

He's also known as being hard to get along with by most people.

So in the 1980s, when he was first becoming nationally well known, he would have bickering arguements with his coworkers. He made a list of people he didn't like.

Then in the 1990s, he worked with a guy named Vince Russo, who he still to this day HAAAAAATES. He's quoted as saying "Spite is a hell of a motivator, and it's the reason I'm going to live one day longer than Vince Russo. Just so I can piss on his grave."

So after dealing with Vince Russo, the WWF hired someone he worked with years earlier, and found he wasn't as mad at him as he once was.

He was quoted as saying "You used to be much higher on my shitlist, but you've moved down a few spots simply by not doing anything differently!"

I've always taken that last quote to be an interesting take on perspective. How things can be exactly the same, but your perspective may shift with experience.

With all that said, I see this picture, of something that is being called "Pizza", and I realize that pineapple on pizza isn't the abomination to the form of pizza that I once percieved it as.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Brilliant! We need to spread this message so us Pineapple Pizza lovers wont be so hated.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

my dude i was eating look what you did

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You knew the risk that you took browsing the Internet while eating

[–] anomnom 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is why I only browse while pooping.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Good call. If you have to vomit, you're already in the appropriate room.

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