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[–] [email protected] 150 points 1 week ago (15 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 days ago (1 children)

my dude i was eating look what you did

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You knew the risk that you took browsing the Internet while eating

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

I gotta blame someone for this and lord knows I'm not capable

[–] anomnom 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is why I only browse while pooping.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Good call. If you have to vomit, you're already in the appropriate room.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] zalgotext 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You know, as unappetizing as this looks, it probably tastes close to dipping a grilled cheese into tomato soup. I'm keeping my mind open, but good lord they need help with their plating.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

probably tastes close to dipping a grilled cheese into tomato soup

It does not.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Bet it still tastes better than little caesars

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago

Team_America_Vomit_Scene.gif

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Jim Cornette is a pro-wrestling personality who's known for his fast loud mouth on-air.

He's also known as being hard to get along with by most people.

So in the 1980s, when he was first becoming nationally well known, he would have bickering arguements with his coworkers. He made a list of people he didn't like.

Then in the 1990s, he worked with a guy named Vince Russo, who he still to this day HAAAAAATES. He's quoted as saying "Spite is a hell of a motivator, and it's the reason I'm going to live one day longer than Vince Russo. Just so I can piss on his grave."

So after dealing with Vince Russo, the WWF hired someone he worked with years earlier, and found he wasn't as mad at him as he once was.

He was quoted as saying "You used to be much higher on my shitlist, but you've moved down a few spots simply by not doing anything differently!"

I've always taken that last quote to be an interesting take on perspective. How things can be exactly the same, but your perspective may shift with experience.

With all that said, I see this picture, of something that is being called "Pizza", and I realize that pineapple on pizza isn't the abomination to the form of pizza that I once percieved it as.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Brilliant! We need to spread this message so us Pineapple Pizza lovers wont be so hated.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

This is poetry

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

/c/antiquememesroadshow

thank you for this comforting old meme

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

What is this abomination

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I like how every time I see this identical picture it’s cropped slightly smaller so people can claim it’s a unique image

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 week ago (3 children)

There it is in full, address of the godforsaken restaurant and all.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm not from the US, so pardon my ignorance. But holy shit, this place looks depressing as fuck. I don't know if it's the concrete jungle or the lack of walkability, but it just looks sad

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

It's the barren concrete taking up 3/4 of the view with a hint of lawn behind more concrete. Europe was built before modern vehicles and has narrower streets with more residential in between businesses and has some cobblestone and what not. USA was built around railways and highways so everyone has a car and walking was an afterthought.

Edit: additionally ever wonder why Europeans say how far a distance is in kilometers and Americans answer with "it's about 25 minutes"? It's partially that reason plus the physical distance is larger (some states are larger than countries) so miles mean less to us than knowing the time, post logistics.

[–] vaultdweller013 1 points 5 days ago

Just to emphasize your point, California is larger than Great Britain. It takes about 14 hours and 30 minutes to go from San Diego to Crescent City, from the Mexican border to the state border of Oregon with a largely straight route. For comparison the route from Portsmouth England to Thurso Scotland is only 12 hours thirty minutes, and the route through Scotland is rather windy.

I got my journey time from google maps.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

the fucking burnt bits on the cheese 😭 bruh this shit is fucked

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm not sure "radioactive orange no-name fake square slices of oil solidified" constitutes cheese 🤔

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I mean yeah, I missed out that the "cheese" is plastic, but I thought the burnt bits pointed that out by getting you to pay attention to that.

This fucking place is a disaster, they didn't deserve my boy Luigi 😢

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wait, this can’t be rea—https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g30034-d23568458-Reviews-29th_Street_Pizza_Subs_More-Altoona_Pennsylvania.html

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

i'm trying real hard not to judge, but how bad can the rest of the pizza in altoona for this to get 5 stars

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Legit something a child would dream up. Let's take challah bread or something else thick like it and throw some ketchup on and a slice of plastic cheese on top. It's as much pizza as the candy spaghetti from Elf was pasta.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I had hoped at least it was part of a loaf of garlic bread. That, a decent sauce, and they make their own mozz with bright yellow dye in it before slicing it like a pack of american cheese. that I would try. fuck, I'm going to have to learn to make mozz now that I have this craving.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

I was wondering why he was found at a McDonald’s of all places but shit, I think we know now

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

All the reviews are talking about how good the pizza is. Wtf is happening here?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Either the bread is godly or that nuke someone mentioned is a mercy killing

[–] BudgetBandit 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Basically a focaccia topped with tomato sauce, salami, green bell peppers and American cheese.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (5 children)

that ain't even actual amercian cheese (like burger joints use).. this is the individually-wrapped 'singles' garbage.

[–] BudgetBandit 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

As a non-American, this individually-wrapped garbage is the only type of American cheese that exists over here

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

no wonder american cheese is shit on elsewhere.

i suppose you could go to mcdonalds or bk, order a cheeseburger with extra slices 'on the side' or something.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

dear god i finally found worse pizza than st. louis style pizza.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I imagine that being served with a big fuck you energy