checks bank account

Fuck!

I'm shocked that no one has said Essential Oils yet.

We need to replace all of the Nintendo assets with meme versions similar to Sanic. This way, Nintendo can't force them down and we get to make fun of them.

I say we make Plumber Guy and Princess Bleach of the Toilet Kingdom.

Please tell me that the title is a Napoleon Dynamite quote. At this point in my life, I feel like I was the only one to quote this line and now everyone looks at me weird.

I just tried this. Why does this exist? Why does this need to be a shortcut? Who uses LinkedIn so much that they need to use a 5 key shortcut to get there faster?

You missed the best series of nonsense Christmas movies:

• Time for Me to Come Home for Christmas
• Time for Her to Come Home for Christmas
• Time for Him to Come Home for Christmas
• Time for You to Come Home for Christmas
• Time for Them to Come Home for Christmas

Yes these are legit hallmark movies.

No not femboys. No one wants to see hot femboys. In fact, if anyone knows where someone may accidentally stumble upon hot sexy femboys please let me know so I can avoid it at all costs.

We have an owlet with the camera and sock. No subscription yet but also no problem with the camera.

Me too. I want to subscribe

What if dinosaurs had feelings? Or are we collectively ignoring that one's existence?

I think he meant that Swiss watches have near perfect timing, so the timing of this is more than perfect because the shit Unity is pulling.

Am i the only one that likes quiet keyboards?