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[–] [email protected] 118 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Is OP not aware that children lose their teeth and grow adult teeth at a certain age? Is this the level of ignorance we've sunk to as a society, where people don't even know things that happened to them?

[–] Fuck_u_spez_ 46 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

About half of the US population still can't even agree on events that happened just 4 years ago which we all saw with our own eyes.

[–] captain_aggravated 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Having been a juvenile human once myself, I remember losing teeth one at a time months apart for years on end from age 6 to about 12. I nor any of my classmates were ever in a state of "everything but incisors are weird little nubs."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

My puppy looked just like this a few months ago. Haha

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I mean it might just be a joke.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 5 points 3 months ago

And they typically replace their front teeth first.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What the fuck I never noticed that before

[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What the fuck I never noticed that before

Did some asshole distract you?

me me me me me me me

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Did some asshole distract you?

Excuse me!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Either he had some perfectly color-matched work done later in life, which seems pretty unlikely since they're all "I'm a 60-year-old large-animal veterinarian with decent teeth, who the fuck needs whitening", or my guy just had some really bad luck with his baby molars coming out late but all at once.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He went on to become a veterinarian and retired last year. He specialized in Chocolate Labs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Lmao you got me

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My dude's teef are lower-cased.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Willy chose Charlie since this was his own childhood:

[–] neidu3 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I too would've been traumatized if my dentist was Saruman, with experience from the Finnish winter war, as well as moonlighting as a bond villain.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And also is fucking DRACULA

[–] L0rdMathias 3 points 3 months ago

Vampires are so progressive with their relationships!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Is it safe?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

The original street shark