L0rdMathias

joined 1 year ago
[–] L0rdMathias 12 points 3 hours ago

Keys, Wallet, Phone, Military Technology.

These four elements lived together in peace until the religious extremists attacked the other religious extremists because they can't agree on who's rock was touched by a historical celebrity more, which historical celebrity is more popular, or how to calculate the proper cost of revenge after 1000 years of multi-generational-fued inflation, or something pointless like that.

Now our only hope is the Tax dollars - the master of all consumer and military products - to unite the world once again.

[–] L0rdMathias 16 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Lose your rifle, lose your job. Simple as.

[–] L0rdMathias 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Man the difference in perception between stunts done by virtue activists, and actual actionable activism is wild.

Throwing paint on historical artifacts to make a point ☹️. Throwing paint in clean rooms to change the situation 😄.

[–] L0rdMathias 39 points 6 days ago

Oh sir! Allow me to clear this up for you. These peons, these random floor workers don't understand things like money my good sir.

Why it's the Hospital Admininstrators and Insurance companies that get all the money, not the sick people of course! This allows us to inflate the cost of our goods and services on paper, which in turn we can use to lower our taxable corporate income. And don't worry - the insurance team makes certain our customers continue to pay while they are outside of and not using the business operations!

Now we of course don't charge them the "paper prices" because they too need to turn a profit - and no one can actually afford a $10,000 ambulance ride so we can just pretend to argue back and forth while we both write those all off. A delightfully devious scheme I might add my good sir yes yes!

[–] L0rdMathias 8 points 6 days ago

It is in Georgia.

[–] L0rdMathias 15 points 6 days ago

I AM NOT CRAZY. I. am. not. crazy. I know they're feasting of the flesh of animals and babies. I know the difference between normal eating and demonic vampiric rituals - as if I could ever make such a mistake.

Never. NEVER.

I just just couldn't PROVE IT. They covered their tracks, they got those idiots in Ohio to eat for them. You think this is bad? This this this chicanery!? They've done worse. Are you telling me that immigrants just happen to get into northern states like that? NO NO. THEY orchestrated it. THE DEMOCRATS.

[–] L0rdMathias 4 points 6 days ago

China doesn't occupy every nook and cranny of the oceans and waterways on the planet. Whoever made this chart is a fuckin moron. Humans cannot realistically engage in long term oceanic invasion and occupation.

[–] L0rdMathias 34 points 1 week ago

"They found the smart TVs did not appear to upload any screenshots or audio data when streaming from Netflix or other third-party apps, mirroring YouTube content streamed on a separate phone or laptop or when sitting idle. But the smart TVs did upload snapshots when showing broadcasts from the TV antenna or content from an HDMI-connected device."

The world is owned by a big club, and you're not in it.

[–] L0rdMathias 14 points 1 week ago

You were fired because you suggested signage that told prospective patients where they could find the business location? Because you suggested that patients use the regular business line to call the business? Sounds to me like you dodged a bullet getting fired from a place like that. Sucks the followup gig sucks too.

Remember: insurance companies exist to extract money from their customers so they can give it to businesses, and do not exist in order to insure goods and services against risk. It's bullshit, agreed.

[–] L0rdMathias 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Why not just pee in the toilet? Why pee on the toilet and then cover that spot with a sticker? This is why people hate public bathrooms. This snail raises many questions.

[–] L0rdMathias 8 points 1 week ago

You can't just go out and buy a perpetual license for any random thing you purchase.

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