Trees

My friend and her friend were in a lobby online. We were playing a game and waiting for others to log on. While we waited i said i was gonna mute them to smoke a bowl, and my friend's friend started going off on how awful weed is, like how it'll kill you if it doesn't make you go blind first. I laughed and asked how old they were?

"14."

"And, have you ever tried weed?"

"FUCK NO! GROSS!"

And i say "cool. I don't take sex advice from virgins."

After the screeching subsided, that kid decided he had other, more important things to do that day, and logged off. I finished my bowl. The world continued.

Many years ago at a wedding reception someone brought a plate of magic brownies. They were clearly marked, everyone knew what they were.

An elderly relative who had never smoked in her life got into them. Before she started she was warned what they were. Nobody wanted to be the person who fed straight-laced grandma the weed, right?

She said, "It's okay, I don't do drugs so they won't affect me."

I don't know what she thought doing drugs looked like, but boy howdy did she learn

"You can't be allergic to weed, it's literally medicine."

It's natural therefore it has no negative effects.

I was taught by a police officer in grade 4 that if you try weed, even just once, you will never be happy again. If you score a goal in soccer, you won’t feel good about it. If you do well on a test, you won’t be happy. They straight up told us that weed floods your happiness receptors and burns them all out, leaving you to never feel happy again.

Some ignorant pastor was raising a fuss about how weed has gotten so much stronger (and thus more dangerous) over the years. Which may be true, to an extent, but his evidence was that pot in the 70s had at most 20% THC, but today's vapes are close to 90% THC.

Vapes are concentrated. 1g of vape can last for weeks, while 1g of flower is a good start to the afternoon.

I've seen the actual PSA short film that Reefer Madness was based on, so I'm gonna have to go with literally everything in that entire film.

“It doesn’t affect me.” - said by an actual adult human.

That tribes in Africa smoke it before a battle because it causes psychosis. My dad used to smoke weed, so you'd think his own experience would have had him think twice about that one. But no, he's just a fucking idiot.

I’ve heard a ton of dumb things about growing it. Everything from Epsom salts to birth control pills and classical music.

Turns out it actually grows like a weed as long as it gets plenty of sunlight, good quality soil, water, and fertilizer. The only real gotcha is that you need to identify and remove male plants before they release a bunch of pollen.

Using a grinder gets rid of all the keif.

PR's medical program is kinda shit. Good products but weird rules...

But to answer your question, the gateway drug thing... or all those movies with reefer madness

That it is or could be a menace