Nah, I'm good.

anyone have a non-shitwalled version?

well, anon, by extension of that logic, every man you've ever laid eyes upon has been inside of you.

a bundle of sticks indeed

Fetterman really is a mixed bag, and to be honest, I kind of like that. Life should be full of nuanced characters, I shouldn't have to decide between the same cookie cutter pieces of shit we have every election.

He's a piece of shit for supporting Israel so staunchly, don't get me wrong, but there's also plenty to like about him.

I go to Lemmy to escape the depression and the depression has followed me here, marvelous

How ’bout a nice cup of LIBER-TEA?

Ah yes, the four axes of the political compass: gay, tankie, loser, and French.

"In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty."

ah yes, cumlauts

Amazon, 100%. Bezos doesn't get any money out of me, and Amazon has fucking everything. Sure, the quality varies sometimes, but who cares if you end up with a dud item when you can just try another listing for free? I'd order shit on the daily just for the fun of it, maybe start an unboxing channel even.

which is a hilarious threat because the #1 way to make my viewing experience worse would be turning off my ad blocker, lmao

Microsoft why are you trying to pull an Elon and destroy your own brand, stop that -- what, after all, has a dedicated keyboard key on Windows keyboards, and has for decades?