this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

well, anon, by extension of that logic, every man you've ever laid eyes upon has been inside of you.

a bundle of sticks indeed

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

SUPER. HOT.

[–] flambonkscious 10 points 1 month ago

My... One does get around!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

What a stud

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Is that why morons keep sending dick pics all the time?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

By that logic you bang your family every time you visit them. Hot.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

It doesn't count unless your dick is inside her. That's why dickpics were invented.