Noel_Skum

joined 2 years ago
[–] Noel_Skum 3 points 20 hours ago

My almost five year old piece of under powered apple trash cost me less than 45 US cents a day, still has regular OS updates and works between eight to ten hours most days running my entire life. I might even splurge out and buy a new one if they ever release an overpowered non trash handset…

[–] Noel_Skum 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I was talking to a black guy from the US one day at a sailing club. He said that a lot of his ancestors had had a bad experience the first time they’d been on a boat; so water based activities weren’t that popular... I thought about it for a second or two and then we both started laughing. History is brutal.

[–] Noel_Skum 4 points 2 days ago

This? From the bloke what sang “Living On My Own.”

[–] Noel_Skum 2 points 2 days ago

One possible answer is that there is only one country on this planet that equates gun ownership with politics - from a global point of view it wouldn’t make sense to have an algorithm that connects fire arms to a particular political slant.

[–] Noel_Skum 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

If she is in Toronto then smoking weed from a bong is no more illegal than drinking a beer from a glass - if that was your worry about the visible paraphernalia.

[–] Noel_Skum 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It does… but could be a kagoule / pac-a-mac.

[–] Noel_Skum 1 points 3 days ago

I ended up having a beer last night with two girls I know that married each other about eight years ago.

I’ve always known that one of them described herself as a total lesbian. Never even kissed a boy whilst growing up. The other describes herself as a girl that just happened to fall in love with another girl one time.

The first girl thought long and hard about this scenario, after I mentioned it, and eventually decided that for a cool half million she could probably, with eyes closed, bring herself to wank a man off - because the money could alter their life completely. (Sadly they’d probably just waste it on cocaine though…)

She then went on to tell me that she’d never used tampons because of how “wrong” the whole idea was. That blew my mind.

I hope your partner appreciates just how much you care for her; because it really comes across in your answers. You seem a good person - I hope things go well for you both.

[–] Noel_Skum 10 points 3 days ago

He told (uk) people not to vote in an election. Then he told the same people which party to vote for a few days later. Mad. As. Fuck.

[–] Noel_Skum 1 points 3 days ago

Thanks for the update. I’ve put an edit in my post so I’ll stop spreading misinformation.

[–] Noel_Skum 1 points 3 days ago

I’m not sure how to interpret you. I’m getting a hint of preachy vibes - but that might just be my reading…

People can have different opinions; because they are just opinions.

Have a lovely day, wherever you are.

[–] Noel_Skum 1 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I’m still not sure of your point…

The OP question was directly addressed to “straight men”. If you choose to put another guy’s pulsing gristle stick into either of your two orifices, whether for pleasure or financial gain, I’d contest that you’re not 100% “straight”…

You’re not a vegan if you eat chicken for profit… but you can be a straight guy who sucks cock for profit?

That’s not my understanding of linguistics and semiotics - but I’m no expert in that field and stand ready to be corrected.

[–] Noel_Skum 1 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I’m aware of all of that. We use words to convey concepts. The simple truth is… I don’t and never have had the slightest physical attraction to the male anatomy. More power to the guys that do…

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