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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The opposite of a man.

What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets.

Which makes a woman a joyous iota of public.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

But enough talk, have at you!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

A woman is sugar and spice and everything nice. Until she is scorned. Then hell hath no fury.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I thought the first part only applied to little girls.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

an old cake still has the same ingredients in it.

[–] piccolo 4 points 2 days ago

Women were little girls until they were scorned?

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[–] [email protected] 119 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I remember an old 4chan joke from, I think, over a decade ago. It's an old memory so I hope I don't butcher it:

A 4chan user found a genie. He was tired of getting no action, so he told the genie his 1st wish was the ability to turn on sight that would let him see everyone willing to sleep with him. "Your wish is granted", replied the genie. "You can now close your eyes."

In the modern version I'd make it one of these misogynist assholes.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A decade ago is 2014 so you(probably) mean two decades ago

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It's possible, I left 4chan a long time ago. I won't pretend it was ever a great place, but at least there were moments of entertaining randomness. Damn I'm old.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 days ago (8 children)

"What's a woman?"

What's a man?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A miserable pile of secrets.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

But enough talk, have at you!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I think the best response that's always worked for me is:

"Who cares!" Person riled up about this inclined to agree with me because they think I'm on the two genders "side of the debate". "Just try your best to call people what they want to be called and move on. If someone's name is x, try call them x, if they say 'I am a y', try calling them a y. If you get it wrong accidentally, oh well, just say sorry and try again. Why are we even still talking about this? It's such a non-issue"

Highly effective on those who aren't super conservative and just been swept up in the (in my opinion) astroturfed outrage.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Sees woman in public

"Quick! Cover your mouth! That's how they get inside you to lay their eggs!"

[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Boy here, identified as a boy, and definitely still covering my drink.

[–] CancerMancer 46 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

I had to drive a friend of a friend to the hospital because some scumfuck drugged his drink. I don't even like the guy but I obviously wasn't going to leave him like that.

When talking to the doctor I was surprised to find out that men also often get drugged and it's not talked about for some reason.

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[–] QuantumSparkles 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hell I’d cover the dog bowl

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago (4 children)

A miserable pile of secrets and lies. But enough talk, have at you!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's interesting that this question seems to be some sort of gotcha that almost always a posted response is a snarky joke. Just makes me wonder how do those people define a woman.

[–] starman2112 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The actual answer is that a woman is a person who identifies as a woman. What bugs me is that conservatives disagree vehemently, but they don't seem to have a consistent answer themselves

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Most of them appeal to "basic biology" but biology is anything but basic. Just because you learned about chromosomes in your high school biology course doesn't mean you're actually knowledgeable on the subject. It's much more complex than that. The best argument against this idea, in my opinion, is to bring up intersex people, which there's a huge variety of different conditions and always one that will contradict whatever they believe.

This is all ignoring the fact that none of this matters, so maybe it's best to not be baited into it at all. Gender is not something that needs some precise thing to point at. It's whatever we want it to be.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

They define it in all sorts of ways where there are immediate exceptions they have to hand wave away. We have someone like that in this thread.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (14 children)

Idk who is that, and probably is a moron.

But it is a genuinely good question: "what's a woman?" "what's a man?" "what's gender?"

Not an easy question, with not universally accepted answer.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

Honestly I think, as a cis man, cis people are probably very bad at answering the question.

humans tend ignore "harmony". When you walk through the field, do you look each blade of grass or at the cow? Do you feel "non-pain"? How could you possibly explain someone pain that doesn't know pain? Do you remember the last time, you sat next to your friend watching a show on tv, in the same detail, you remember the conflict/discussion that you had with them?

Generally we will remember and pay attention to the things that are "wrong".

If your gender is right for you, why would you pay attention? What would you even pay attention to?

If it is wrong for you, you feel the "pain", see the cow and remember the conflict.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Outside of a philosophy discussion, it's not a genuinely good question because it is irrelevant to our daily lives. In any way that matters to society, a woman is a person who says they are a woman. It's that complicated.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (13 children)

"Is irrelevant" and "should be irrelevant" are two different things. Fighting by saying the issues are not there—regardless of your actual opinion—has rarely, if ever, worked. It's the same as the "I don't see color" argument.

Also, why would we exclude philosophical discussion? The point is to make you think. I also don't know who this particular person is in the OP, but the question itself has no bias. Maybe this highlights our philosophical differences, but I firmly believe that understanding a system is the most crucial step to revolutionizing it.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (5 children)

If the question is so irrelevant, why do you even try to answer it in the same comment? Not only answering it, but also making it a fact. As if your opinion is the only one that matters and suddenly it's irrelevant when there's a different opinion.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (7 children)

So long as society feels it necessary to provide protections for women, the distinction has real consequences. Drawing a line anywhere is a tradeoff between inclusivity and effectiveness.

Taking the party line "high ground" stance of either conclusive self-determination or dodging the question entirely is why this question is so effective.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I'm sorry, is "conclusive self-determination" the wrong answer? Why?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Assuming good faith on the part of those involved, I don't see how inclusivity comes at the cost of effectiveness. Would you care to elaborate?

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago
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