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The first and only good babylonbee article

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[–] [email protected] 200 points 1 month ago (4 children)

At first I was surprised this was coming from the Fascist friendly Bee, but then I read it and realized they're trying to sound sarcastic, but making the correct point perfectly. This is fucking meta.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s like some kind of reverse Poe’s law, when the sarcasm of the outrageous minded is indistinguishable from a sane opinion.

Also Godwin’s law.

[–] jballs 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This whole thing is cracking me up. I can imagine them writing all sorts of articles like "Democrats want ALL people to have access to basic needs like food, shelter, education, and health care." Then MAGAts reading that just laughing their heads off while the rest of us are just stuck wondering where the joke is.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately, democrats don't really want that. What Bernie stated yesterday is correct, they have turned their backs to the working class

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is mind blowing and I really hope it's just funny later. I really really do.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

We wanted it to "be funny later" during his first term.

It wasn't.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's making a list, he's checking it twice

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

We're ALL fucked, and it won't be nice.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

It's some real self-awarewolf shit.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Reality got so bad that satire can only state fact.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

There was a political realignment after the civil war where the democrat and the republican parties switched roles as liberals and conservatives.

Now there's a factual realignment, where reality and satire switch which one is absurd and which one is correct when taken at face value

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Actually that was a JD Vance quote. Harris kept it more classy.

Either way, he's more of a Mussolini type. Less vision, more opportunism.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fascism through ✨ V I B E S ✨

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You joke, but vibes where and are an important part of how fascists took control. They understand that Aristotle was wrong, emotion and symbolism is simply a better form of rhetoric than logic.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, it depends what you mean by "better."

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Rhetoric is just Greek for the means of persuasion.

A more effective means of persuasion is better rhetoric by definition, because determining truth is not the goal, getting them to do what you want is.

But, yes, ideally rhetoric and epistemology would go hand in hand.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I've finally met someone more pedantic than I.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

This is what it sounds like when doves cry.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let's hope he remains a Mussolini type to his dying day.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Specifically on that one day. I hope he is bedridden until then

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (9 children)

I hate Babylon Bee, but a broken clock & all that.

Either this situation isn’t as bad as they said it would be during the campaign (which is what Babylon Bee is implying) or it IS as bad as they said it is, and they’re letting it happen anyways.

Either way, they’re spineless fucking liars.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago

That joke title is going to age like the Weimar Republic xD

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Babylon Bee is unfunny right wing trash, but the Democrats walked right into this one. You can't tell us Trump is a threat to democracy and then peacefully transfer power to him.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Refusing to peacefully transfer power would be the end of democracy.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I think we might be past that already

[–] winterayars 11 points 1 month ago

Tell me, what happened the last time Trump was told to peacefully transfer power?

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

From the article:

"It's my responsibility to make sure this tyrannical despot assumes power," Harris told the crowd of supporters after officially conceding the race. "Though he will end freedom itself in this country, imprison anyone who disagrees with him, systematically murder all women, and go door to door kicking everyone's dogs, I promise to make sure there is a peaceful transition of power."

The media hailed Harris's brilliance and the leadership she displayed while conceding to a man who is literally Hitler.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

I wish this was the right community to post this. Unfortunately, it more properly belongs in nottheonion

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (4 children)

So... they are criticizing her for not trying to overthrow democracy? Like trying to pull a coup would have been the only rational, non-hypocritical response here? What a worrying attitude

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like trying to pull a coup would have been the only rational, non-hypocritical response here

Yes. What kind of party hands over power to people they know is fascist?

A liberal one, yes. Which is the problem, and why liberalism eventually gives way to fascism when a capitalist state is in decline.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The real answer is the kind of party that a majority of voters chose a rapist felon over. I don't even want to help them, anymore, I started learning German again just in case I feel like leaving.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why is that a worrying attitude?

They’re criticizing her for saying “he’s facist hitler” through the campaign as the sole message, and then when they lose, shrugging and treating it like any other loss. “Oh well, better luck next time!”

Babylon Bee’s point is that the rhetoric doesn’t match the actions. If he was Hitler, then why are you handing him the reigns like this is just any other election? Their implication is that the campaign dramatized his impact and demonized him. They’re right about the criticism but wrong about the reason.

He DOES represent the evils they’ve been espousing, and they are laying down and doing fuck all about it except paving him a clear path. Babylon Bee has managed to accidentally write their most non-partisan headline ever by accident, and a scathing indictment of spineless liberalism.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why is that a worrying attitude?

Because it seems to be pointed in the direction of a civil war and an end to the US republic

He DOES represent the evils they’ve been espousing, and they are laying down and doing fuck all about it except paving him a clear path.

What do you think should be done instead?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Be as petty as he was and do everything in their power to sabotage what they can and leave him a mess?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Isn’t it funny that a mere 4 years later, democrats forgot how to cheat and steal an election? /s

God I want to punch everyone who voted for this moron. I really do.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Only if you don't believe Donald Trump's own words.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you were alive in 1930s Europe, would you have said the same thing about Hitler and Mussolini?

Time really is a fucking circle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I often wondered how I would have felt if I was alive in the 1920s to 1940s and seen the rise of this shit. I now am confident that I would never have been a fascist, because I sure as hell fucking hate these people right now.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Libs before the election: Trump is a fascist! He must be stopped! He'll destroy our democracy!

Libs after the election: Congrats to Trump! We'll be meeting soon to discuss the peaceful exchange of powers and our broadly overlapping interests.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Biden is the one responsible for transferring power. Even right wing satire is full of ignorance. Not that there was ever any doubt.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

It was her concession speech though.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She literally said this though.

"I spoke with President-elect Trump and congratulated him on his victory. I also told him that we will help him and his team with their transition and that we will engage in a peaceful transfer of power."

Source

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

First and only and it looks like Babylon staff didn't even come up with the idea - at the bottom it suggests this was a reader submission.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's called leading through example, because the MAGA cult is so good at following the examples given to them.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

A millennia old Arabic saying goes something like: "If you honor the generous, you will own him... but if you honor the ignoble, he will rebel." We all know leading through example is wasted on people like Trump.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Good old right wing "humor" (punching down on everyone else because they consider everyone else beneath them). We're all going to be seeing a lot of this type of "humor" (lynchings, book burning, singing about how wonderful being dictated to is) in the next 10 years or so.

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