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[–] [email protected] 200 points 1 week ago (4 children)

At first I was surprised this was coming from the Fascist friendly Bee, but then I read it and realized they're trying to sound sarcastic, but making the correct point perfectly. This is fucking meta.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s like some kind of reverse Poe’s law, when the sarcasm of the outrageous minded is indistinguishable from a sane opinion.

Also Godwin’s law.

[–] jballs 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This whole thing is cracking me up. I can imagine them writing all sorts of articles like "Democrats want ALL people to have access to basic needs like food, shelter, education, and health care." Then MAGAts reading that just laughing their heads off while the rest of us are just stuck wondering where the joke is.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately, democrats don't really want that. What Bernie stated yesterday is correct, they have turned their backs to the working class

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is mind blowing and I really hope it's just funny later. I really really do.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

We wanted it to "be funny later" during his first term.

It wasn't.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's making a list, he's checking it twice

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

We're ALL fucked, and it won't be nice.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

It's some real self-awarewolf shit.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reality got so bad that satire can only state fact.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

There was a political realignment after the civil war where the democrat and the republican parties switched roles as liberals and conservatives.

Now there's a factual realignment, where reality and satire switch which one is absurd and which one is correct when taken at face value

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fuck.

People using "literally" to mean "figuratively" really was only the beginning?

90s me would be sadly satisfied with how shit's going right now. Like, everyone prefers to be right, but sometimes the Schadenfreude isn't worth the squeeze.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

literally has literally never been used literally