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[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My elementary school was across from "That Road" in another town.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago

I've always wanted to do the 8 hr drive to Helle and Backe.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yes honey, I'm almost there.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We need to fight climax change

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Says every Republican

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Despite living very near this town, it still makes me giggle every time I see it.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What kind of troll named the towns in Newfoundland?

There's also a "Dildo" and a "Placentia" on the larger island.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Well given that they literally named the place "new found land" my expectations would not be high

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Honestly, now that I know Pee Pee island is in the mix, I'm sold on a trip to Newfoundland. Dildo was almost enough to make that happen as it was.

Edit: There's campsites at Dildo Run Provincial Park, btw. Do with that information what you will, people.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's also a town I used to live near called lawn . Also there's a place called bread and cheese

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I live not far from Bear Wallow Hollow which in the local dialect is Bear Waller Holler. In my state we also have Fort Gay and the much funnier Mount Gay.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I live near a state park named "Bong." To be fair, it was named after a person. There is also a Wang Town in Minnesota.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Poo Poo Point is a very popular hiking spot just outside Seattle. Lots of people go hang gliding there.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

And I thought pigeons were bad.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You should add Intercourse, Pennsylvania and Slickpoo, Idaho

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

1000003080

Don't forget Penile, KY

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Add Bird-in-Hand and Blue Ball, PA to that list.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Colon, Michigan: "Am I a joke to you?"

[–] the_crotch 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Mianus, Connecticut liked this

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I will never make it to Pee Pee Creek on time. I can't hold it this long !

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

If you're lucky, there might be a pupuseria on the way.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Make your own.

[–] ayyy 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

What in the horrible AI upscaling happened to this image. Nova Sootia?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only places you are allowed to go to toilet on your trip challenge.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Finally the answer to the reason for the lemmy 3 day no poop challenge!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

As far as I'm concerned, this is canon

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] xx3rawr 6 points 2 months ago

he travelled exactly 69 miles each day of his journey

He remembers passing Sharts Road during his journey

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So what do you call this trip?

Sounding America?

The Great American Colonoscopy?

We need a medical professional to weigh in on this.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

The perineal trail.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Wish there was a uretha pass you could go through

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I guess this makes the Midwest the taint of America.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 8 points 2 months ago

This is not what makes it that.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I better be able to get a pu pu platter somewhere along the way...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've always wanted to try a pu pu platter. My wife kept saying it was a dumb idea and for years we never ordered it. My local Chinese restaurant advertised a 'Flaming Pu Pu Platter' and I never cared what it would have tasted like, I just wanted to say I ordered it.

I finally decided on just ordering it one day and I told my wife I didn't care, I'm getting it.

The lady who owned the place then told me that they got rid of it a year before because no one ordered it any more.

Greatest disappointment in my life :(

I've never been able to find a 'Flaming Pu Pu Platter' again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Pu Pu Platter was really good when I ordered it because of the name. Kind of like a Chinese appetizer sampler.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I've taken a good portion of that route and there are a few more places deserving of the poo poo label.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Weird that you pass through so much of Ohio and don't find any peepee or poopoo within.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

As an Ohio transplant, thank you?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

A noble aspiration

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

And here I just used up my PTO.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ha. Poo poo point is a good hike. No relevance but given the community, I said it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Hey I get it, sometimes you got to do a hike to loosen everything up down there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Now I'm more motivated to by a van a turn it into a camper.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is anyone else bothered that there are two number ones and one number two represented?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

it reflects the balance of my bodily needs, no objection on my part

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