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[–] [email protected] 88 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Behind every good sniper is a good spotter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Is *that *what the spotter does? I always had a different impression.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jury's out on this one, but I'm told he's got top men working on it. and bottom men too, probably.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or possibly bottom men and top women

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 10 points 2 months ago

Or bottom women and top men, or bottom women and top women. I think we need more information (and maybe some video evidence).

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 42 points 2 months ago (2 children)

One of the most important things for shooting is proper posture, so yeah, it checks out.

BRB, getting a cucumber to test this theory out.

[–] whyNotSquirrel 34 points 2 months ago

and stability

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

For science...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

To be fair I shoot a lot harder when I'm pegged

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, there’s a guy that went on estrogen for a month to see if it made him better at LoL. This is amateur stuff.

[–] Vendetta9076 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She doesn't play any longer, so yes.

[–] Vendetta9076 7 points 2 months ago

Watching a leagur player beat leave their abusive relationship is a beautiful thing

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

A bit, but not meaningfully so. And he’s off E s as far as I know.

The YouTube video is a thing of beauty though.

https://youtu.be/UjfZth98FUQ?si=OoADmCkd1BbmIP8X

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Of course it will. It will teach you how to relax and therefore hold the gun steadier. Especially if you're holding it in your ass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Hokay, this guy right here is legit and not just for the comedy! I can tell because me too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Relaxation is key. Remember, deep breath in to rest, deep breath out to in.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

It can allegedly improve your chess game

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

I'm pretty sure the Russian army can provide plenty of empirical evidence to settle this question once and for all.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

my hands get shaky if i haven't had enough anal sex

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Well, it worked with chess ...

[–] horse_tranquilizers 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Depends if it is 🍆 500 blackout or 🤏 5.56

[–] InEnduringGrowStrong 13 points 2 months ago

40mm or go home.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

All sizes are valid and wonderful. Just gotta teach them damn tops to use em