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Okay but unironically candy pizza is good

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Eating like they've got Universal Healthcare!

[–] [email protected] 126 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Those appear to be Canadian Smarties. As an American I wash my hands of this whole affair, good day sir.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Why the fuck is there a lone grape?!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And the chicken isn't even fried. What a joke.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Once they cross the border, they're Minnesotan, it's okay

[–] AlligatorBlizzard 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Where can you buy Canadian Smarties in Minnesota? And do they sell all dressed chips too? Because I have no idea and I want some all dressed chips, lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Because I have no idea and I want some all dressed chips, lol.

Aldi periodically stocks them as an Aldi Find. Probably the closest thing readily available in the US is Zapp's Voodoo - it's not the same, but it scratches the same sort of itch.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Rebuttal: jellied eels.

Your move, Britain.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Bitch nobody puts bone-in on a pizza.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I hate the term bone-in now

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

On my fuckin life, and my YEEEZY, if I pay for this pizza and my shit's delivered bone-in, it's a wrap for y'all

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Listen. If you separate the dessert side, and debone and shred that chicken, I would 100% try the bite with the grape on it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

so chicken and pepperoni pizza with a grape on it?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I mean, yeah, but that's so much better. Sure, our food sucks, but it sucks in such an elevated way that it's almost an art form. British food seems like it was made by a guy desperately trying to put together a meal from ingredients he bought at a gas station. American cuisine seems like it was made by a chef who is losing his sanity to Lovecraftian horrors beyond our comprehension. The world looks at beans and toast and laughs at how pathetic it is.They look upon the Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco and weep, for they now know there is no God.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Err, yeah, the point of beans on toast is that it's the simplest, most basic hot comfort food you can just throw together

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

OP’s pic is just the British way of saying “our national pastime is watching dry paint dry, and we’re most pleased to say that we’re rather proud of that fact!”

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

To be fair, I think their actual national pastime is Cricket, which is significantly more boring.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (4 children)

People who laugh at beans on toast haven’t tried beans on toast. At least not with English baked beans.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Eh. I've had it, and it was fine. I've had the meat heavy full breakfast version too, and it was fine.

Certainly nothing I miss after leaving, nor something to avoid while there.

5/10, bland but sufficient.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

There are several dozen YouTube videos of exactly this and it almost never goes over well. I’ve seen like two non British try been a and toast and go “that’s not as bad as I expected”. None of them praised it or would seek it out, it just didn’t immediately make them hurl.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The right half looks like something the Dutch would eat.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

wdym "would?"that's literally breakfast.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Isn't this a Brazilian thing? There are million things to pick from that would actually be American and arguably some things more disgusting than this

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[–] fsxylo 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Even if we ate this we still have room to talk about beans on toast.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Eat beans and cottage cheese like a true american

[–] fsxylo 3 points 1 day ago

What in the WW2 ration fuck?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

You. Get out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

brazilians eat both stragonoff fried chicken pizza AND beans

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You all nag about how Americans have no food culture of their own, that they just steal and adapt other countries' foods. Then when you see true American creation and innovation, you reel back in fear and disgusting. Cowards!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I used to shit on British food until I discovered marmite. No offense to the British but the Australians do it better. Y'all are a close second though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Wait are you actually saying Vegemite is better than Marmite?

What a weird take.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How do you spread vegemite on toast though? It's like trying to smear polyfilla.
With Marmite, hell you can practically drink it in some temperatures.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

You don't. You spread Marmite on toast and you feed Vegemite to the bin chickens.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My British dad agreed that Vegemite is better.

I think both of them taste god-awful and people who like either of them get the side-eye from me. Including my dad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

*british passport control immediately revoke citizenship*

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I slightly prefer the taste of Vegemite. Marmite is still good though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

we most certainly will not

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Who the hell puts grapes on pizza? 🤨

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's a whole green olive... But still.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Yeah; because this isn't bland. It's extra AF.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Take yer chip butty and go back to believing whatever your instagram feeds tell you, consoled by the fact that yer mushy peas and jellied eel are are the pinnacle of civiliz(s)ed cuisine.

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