Thank you for sharing, this is the story I needed right now.

Can we draft her? Can we run a candidate against their will? I'm just kidding. Idk there's a lot of crazy shit happening.

Is wine not proof of creationism? Pretty sure there was wine in the bible and I've definitely seen wine irl. Checkmate.

It could also be based on any random tall dude dying from getting hit in the face by a flying rock, rare medical condition or not.

Lol I'm not saying this is definitely real, but it's completely plausible that an otherwise socially competent person freezes up when someone grabs them wantonly and unwantedly. And I fully believe that someone who would do that in the first place would also not stop when they're told no.

I read it as he wanted the opportunity to consent

Edwin does not move me. I would leave Edwin where I found him.

Thank you. My takeaway is that this is salmon puberty. I wonder if they, too, stare at themselves naked in the bathroom mirror and feel weird.

A French border laws joke would be pretty on on the nose here.

I have privacy concerns about this meme

At least they r each used correctly.

Then it's ketchup