Hm. I wonder what the lack of any sort of punctuation at all says about you.

Old, unhinged, or both‽

That's why I only use interrobangs‽ Keep everyone guessing‽

I'm going....to use random ellipses...everywhere. What does it....mean? Idk....but too many people....do it.

Quickest way to get ignored.

It's cruise control for cool.

I'm ending this with an exclamation point because I like to subvert expectations.

I always assume people who end statements with question marks talk like David from Schitt's Creek?

All this thoughtful and unambiguous use of punctuation builds in me the irrepressible temptation to foster uncertainty by ending this sentence with nothing but an emphasis

Dealing with American colleagues feels really weird sometimes. They're either very happy or really not amused.

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Are you a Windows temporary file name?

I agree that text is poor in conveying intent, tone, etc. but text predates the internet by... at least a couple years (I'd have to check)

Actually the internet supports audio and video. If anything that's evidence that newspapers, books, and really everything before TV and radio is corrosive to human communication. Well that and text based forums like this are corrosive.

Just because a medium isn't perfect doesn't make it corrosive. The problem here is the way human brains deal with things, not the things themselves. TV and video also cause loads of problems, because people treat them as too real. It's a balance really.

TIL every great work of literature is corrosive to humanity. Guess I’ll burn my bookshelf.

I'm the exact opposite. I respond with "ah" a lot.

It is your birthday.