Finally, a razor that's specialized for shaving assholes!
this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2024
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Jesus fuck that's some 3rd degree burn π
Almost as bad as the burn youβll get from their razors
Jeremyβs Rectal Razors
What about:
Thatβs not a razor.
THIS is a razor.
What's funny about that scene, is he hides his actual razor and starts shaving with the blade when he has an audience.
And that's why he's not toxic. He may be a bit of a trickster, but he lets the movie audience in on the joke.
Crocodile Dundee was legitimately a brilliant character, the total lack of ego was a brilliant aspect of that.
Met people that say these "woke" companies shouldn't get political but they will happily buy from companies like this. Isn't surprising at all.
Of course. It's not political if it's just The Way Things Should Beβ’
- The two Races: White and Political
- The two Genders: Male and Political
- The two Sexualities: Straight and Political
Their views are never "political" because theirs is the "natural state" of things. They're on top because they deserve to be, and they deserve to be on top because they are. It's anything that deviates from that so-called natural state that's being political.
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Because they feel affronted and so this is "perfectly acceptable" revenge/payback. They do it with everything... It's also why they're ok with dictator Trump. When he says in plain English that he is seeking revenge they feel the same way and want the same thing because revenge implies that they were initially "wronged."
They always play the victim, it's so absurd...
People: "Don't be a raging racist asshole, just treat all people with respect."
The right: "WAHHHHH! THE LEFT ARE AUTHORITARIANS WHO HATE US!"
Something that conforms to or supports my views: not political.
Something that contradicts my views: political.
It is so tempting to start some idiot MAGA hat brand like this and then give all the profits to trans rights groups etc
Just as an aside, been a 49ers fan my whole life. This whole recent βwhite guy in a red capβ thing makes me wish I had two more hands so I could give four middle fingers.
But dude, liberal tears butt wipes or whatever..these rubes eat that shit up
Not sure why a for profit corporation would limit its market to a specific, politically oriented, demographic. Especially when that corporations product is body hair removal - a process very much detached from all political and most social discourse.
Along these lines, there is no stupider entry in the American index than that of βJeremyβs Razors,β a grooming company created by The Daily Wire, a conservative media platform founded in 2015 by Ben Shapiro (a political commentator you may have heard of) and Jeremy Boreing (a former film director you probably havenβt heard of, and the namesake for the venture).
This is a fucking Ben Shapiro product lmao
They probably have another brand which appeals only to gender fluid save the whales hippies.
They don't. If you look into them it's entirely a company owned by the same guy that owns The Daily Wire. It's literally only there to grift from their audience and further their culture war.
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I only sell my axis-themed WW2 memorabilia flags to white men with hereditary or other baldness. They need to be at least
lifts arm with palm flat
This tall.
Conservatives when they realise that LGBTQ people and racial minorities also have money and spend money
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Please tell me this is satire.
Not only is it not, its not even the only product marketed this way. Off the top of my head I've heard of anti woke coffee, beer, phones, foods... I don't remember what any of them are called because that's not a good use of brain space.
I'm gonna make some tooth brushes in two marginally different styles and sell one in rainbow and various LGBT flag patterns for the left and sell the other in camo, thin blue line flag and gun metal grey patterns for the right. Market the hell out of both of them based solely on being ideologically polarized to those each side hates. Milk everyone on both sides of their cash. And when they finally inevitably find out that they're both produced by the same company, I'll gamify it, posting weekly sales totals for each line and promising 20% of the profits at the end of the year get donated the a non-profit supported by the winning side. Let them fight each other by paying me. Also, no matter how overwhelming one side was actually winning, my posts would always indicate that it is a really close race, so that if just a few more people bought them, it might make a big difference.
That's all bullshit, I'd never do that because I'm not evil. But dozens of Libertarian sociopaths are taking notes right now.
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King Gillette was woke as fuck.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_C._Gillette#Personal_life
everyone in the US should live in a giant city called Metropolis powered by Niagara Falls
What
"Everyone shall live in the megacity!"
"Even you?"
"No, I shall live in a fuckoff huge mansion on 4000 acres."
Made outta porcelain (with ceramics at the time being essentially as magical as plastics 75 years later) and with total equality between the sexes.
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Liberal corporate culture π€―
How else would you explain those companies that put a rainbow on their logo for a few weeks every year?
How else would you explain those companies that put a rainbow on their logo for a few weeks every year?
Perforative rainbow washing? 95% of those companies still donate to GOP candidates that fight gay and trans rights every step of the way.
Interesting that they target "manly, conservative men"... yet they look like they're made of the saem cheap, shitty plastic most other disposable/cartridge razors use. And look at the ergonomic design... dont want their manly wittle hands cramping.
Politics aside, fuck cartridge razors and fuck products designed to generate trash.
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I'm not saying I'm immune from propaganda but I didn't think I've ever purchased something to "strike back at the conservative corporate culture."
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I don't understand why this is a shitpost? I mean, other than it's shit, and here it is being posted. Shouldn't a shitpost have some sort of intelligence or self-awareness or humor or something? I don't get it.
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Shot: 
Chaser: 
This is where a bunch of American Lemmintons get confused because they've misunderstood what liberalism is all along, thanks to their media telling them anti-woke conservatives are "libs".
People on Facebook lap this shit up.
I still use single and twin blades. 3 and up are just sales gimmicks.
That's because if women don't buy the pink ones then they won't pay the Woman Tax.
Edit: typo
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Good thing I'm not a conservative so I don't have to shave with that piece of crap.
DE for me!
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