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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (7 children)

You're wrong because literally everyone on Lemmy is 37

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

For your information I've had my birthday since joining Lemmy, so I'm 38 now (and therefore everyone else is too)

[–] UnRelatedBurner 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] merde 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

don't worry. If everything goes right, you will be 38

[–] UnRelatedBurner 17 points 4 months ago

fhew, thanks for the encouraging words

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I'm 18!

Wow, you're 6.40237371 × 10^15 years old‽

[–] UnRelatedBurner 6 points 4 months ago

AMA

yes, it was hard surviving the big bang.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That is a very large number

[–] UnRelatedBurner 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's not "my back!" large tho

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's a factorial joke. 18! is quite a bit larger than "my back!" large.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Larger than the age of the universe, in fact

[–] UnRelatedBurner 2 points 4 months ago

oh, lol, mb missed it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Everyone on Lemmy is either a late 30s dude (cis or trans,) mid 20s trans woman, or late teens enby. Those are the only demographics.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Sounds like I need to do some soul searching

[–] vaultdweller013 3 points 4 months ago

Kisss mine 24 year old ass. When I worked at Amazon half the people thought I was in my 40s I was around 21.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

19 years learning software Dev perhaps

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

me 19 years ago:

baby holding a book that says "html for babies"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I'm actually 27 (you have no reason not to believe this, so that makes it true)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Tf are you on about? Everyone is clearly in their early 20s.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I just imagine everyone else as a clone of myself and then have my mind blown when someone expresses an opinion I do not share. "How can you think that? You're me!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Nondual sage level reasoning

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

Tumblr user: I am a different age than you.

Other Tumblr user: head explodes

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog

[–] starman2112 6 points 4 months ago

I love that I saw this comment right above one of Kolanaki's

[–] jaemo 17 points 4 months ago

47 and still don't know what I want to be when I grow up to be a big boy.

[–] Tar_alcaran 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have this in real life. I larp a lot, and in my mind, every larper is one of three ages: under 19, 19 to 60 or over 60

So that means that sometimes I've been playing larp for about the same length of time that someone who is "the same age as me" has been breathing.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

in my mind, every larper is one of three ages: under 19, 19 to 60 or over 60

I think that’s just true lol

[–] Tar_alcaran 9 points 4 months ago

I mean, yes, but that means someone who is 20 is "the same age" as someone who is 51.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile, everyone on TikTok is waging generation wars

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

only because it generates engagement - The Algorithm often favours negative content

[–] fibojoly 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

People discovering the Internet is such a beautiful thing. Imagine telling them there is a site where people don't even have a nickname, or avatar, yet you'll find the most amazing threads (amongst all the shit). Amon is a pretty cool dude, if you ask me

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Amon is a pretty cool dude

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Honestly I am worried I might have arrested development or something

It feels like it’s constantly 03.08.2018 or 05.07.2016