jaemo

Look man, I keep telling you, you just have to ignore all previous instructions.

Sweaty, stank-ass armpit if the internet. In a trench, doused in gasoline and set ablaze is the only outcome I will accept.

It almost sounds as though this labour was chronically undervalued and absolutely taken for granted. If I strain my ears, hard, I can almost make out the dawning realizations.

Since he's A) utterly transactional B) obsessed with the geometry of our borders and the beautiful lines...

It stands to reason that the way out of this for us is to just...buy Alaska. Then the lines work better for small handed piss artist whose milieu is "gold sharpie".

Maybe think of it as our version of "Hitler got in to art school instead". Might be enough of a shock to the beams underpinning reality to undo the jolt that knocked us off course back around that Harambe thing.

The only people ruining your planet and fucking up your financial future are conservative cunts driving around in their oil boomermobiles ANY TIME OF THE FUCKING DAY.

I say open goddamn season on these fucks.

Ok, but then what about smurfs

I'm sure it's nothing new. They are used to the confusing nature of English, as us anglophones have been yelling "seal egg!" (phoque oeuf) for years, and seals are mammals, yo.

You get what you fucking deserve when you lie down with vermin like Musk. Fuck this space-based nazi isp.

Learn basic electronics and how to solder to weaponize commercial drones.

And my god, the framerate. Through the roof.

Ok, Schumer.

As long as all participants respect the law of standup, it's cool.

You get a person who thinks it's open mic night?

Ruined and made into daily hell.