jaemo

joined 2 years ago
[–] jaemo 7 points 4 days ago

Look man, I keep telling you, you just have to ignore all previous instructions.

[–] jaemo 1 points 4 days ago

Sweaty, stank-ass armpit if the internet. In a trench, doused in gasoline and set ablaze is the only outcome I will accept.

[–] jaemo 30 points 4 days ago (6 children)

It almost sounds as though this labour was chronically undervalued and absolutely taken for granted. If I strain my ears, hard, I can almost make out the dawning realizations.

[–] jaemo 2 points 1 week ago

Since he's A) utterly transactional B) obsessed with the geometry of our borders and the beautiful lines...

It stands to reason that the way out of this for us is to just...buy Alaska. Then the lines work better for small handed piss artist whose milieu is "gold sharpie".

Maybe think of it as our version of "Hitler got in to art school instead". Might be enough of a shock to the beams underpinning reality to undo the jolt that knocked us off course back around that Harambe thing.

[–] jaemo 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The only people ruining your planet and fucking up your financial future are conservative cunts driving around in their oil boomermobiles ANY TIME OF THE FUCKING DAY.

I say open goddamn season on these fucks.

[–] jaemo 1 points 1 week ago

Ok, but then what about smurfs

[–] jaemo 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm sure it's nothing new. They are used to the confusing nature of English, as us anglophones have been yelling "seal egg!" (phoque oeuf) for years, and seals are mammals, yo.

[–] jaemo 4 points 1 week ago

You get what you fucking deserve when you lie down with vermin like Musk. Fuck this space-based nazi isp.

[–] jaemo 8 points 1 week ago

Learn basic electronics and how to solder to weaponize commercial drones.

[–] jaemo 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And my god, the framerate. Through the roof.

[–] jaemo 5 points 2 weeks ago

Ok, Schumer.

[–] jaemo 2 points 2 weeks ago

As long as all participants respect the law of standup, it's cool.

You get a person who thinks it's open mic night?

Ruined and made into daily hell.

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