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[–] [email protected] 69 points 8 months ago (6 children)

I was older than 30 when those memes came around.

Take me back to Star Wars Kid, Badger Badger Badger and Candlejack. Those were th

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

My anus is bleeding.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

~~Mr T~~ Candlejack ate my balls

Or Duckroll, the inspiration for Rickro

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Perhaps the thing from that time that aged like the finest of wines was "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE." Cara was at least a solid decade ahead of her time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

That's a lucky era of memes that will likely survive for awhile. Finding old stuff from albinoblacksheep or the like isn't too hard.

I'm sad about all the YoutubeHaiku bullshit that didn't survive long because of copywrite strikes and all. I look at old saved playlists and it's all deleted stuff.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh no! How did he post the comment after Candlejack got hi-

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Those were th

Damn they were so old they died right then and there

[–] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Does all your base even are belong to us?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (3 children)

And his name is “JOHN CENA!!”

Also the classic deez nuts

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

In high school the class that graduated before me took a class picture, and all the jocks lined up in the front with their uniforms on. Then, when they took the "crazy" picture they pulled off their uniforms and had "DEEZ NUTZ" written on their shirts. They lied and said it was an inside joke, and when the faculty got all the pictures they realized what they did. So they had the entire yearbook committee draw Zorro capes and masks on them, and attempt to change the shirts to say "ZORRO" for some reason.

This was in 1999.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Either grandpa has very specific taste in old memes or I've missed a lot of shoe-based content..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Grandpa.. damn Daniel was like 10 years ago?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

People say they want memes like we used to have back, only to flip out when a late 2000s/early 2010s style gmod thing blows up.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Yeah honestly I only still like a lot of the old stuff because of nostalgia. If it all came back in full force it would get old quick.

[–] skulkingaround 6 points 8 months ago

I grew up with gmod idiot box and dane cook bits animated with stick figures.

I think the kids today are doing just fine, at least on the memes front.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Me trying to explain why anything was funny on YTMND to younger generations.

Granted it's hard for me to understand why most of it was funny to me either.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Lots of young folks with time to dedicate to surfing were at the right age where lolrandom was peak humor. They were ripe to receive the shit posts of prodigious animators congregating on Newgrounds and Ebaums etc

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

It's sad that so many animations from the Golden Age of Flash are lost forever

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

you can choose to not be like that.

enjoy your old memes but realize you used to be a dumb kid too.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Isn't that the point of the meme? Old memes were just as stupid as new ones.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Yeet is still the best word created to date... although maybe even that one might fund itself an old man soon

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I never understood the Damn Daniel meme. Like was it ever actually a meme, or is it a meme that it was a meme at all? Cuz I never actually hard anyone actually say that, aside from the occasional youtube poop video.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Am a Daniel and I was in High School during it's peak. I can assure you people said it a lot.

[–] TopRamenBinLaden 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

It was just a viral video series, at the time. I think they were popular on Vine. I definitely have heard it used a couple of times in real life, but mostly just when somebody got some new shoes or something.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"What the fuck, Richard!?"

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My favorite was Trogdor. Legend has it he's still burninating the countryside to this very day

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Trogdor is the millennial litmus test.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I try to stay open minded but geez, 'gyatt' really bugs me. It's just a re-phoneticized spelling of half the phrase 'got damn', telephone-gamed into a noun somehow.

I can enjoy or at least accept everything else but please. Stop talking about gyatt.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Guile’s Theme Goes with Everything was my all time favorite meme. Followed closely by Chuck Norris jokes.

These days I’m really into Bully McGuire.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

There's a company near me with a product called "Damn, Daniel" and I refuse to buy it, look at it, recommend it, or discuss it with anything less than disdain.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

“Rizzler gyatt” doesn’t even make sense

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Yes. It does, boomer. Women can be rizzlers as well with their massive gyatts. A rizzler with a massive gyatt can rizz many men.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I get the sense that you compensate for lack of gyatt by having rizz, but I suppose it can go either way. The thicc just ain't quicc.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So I should ask the doctor for quicc if I think I have rizz? Does thicc heal up the gyatt? And do both come as ointments? It's like having clapback all over again.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

"Ask your doctor if Rizz is right for you. Side effects include increased gyatt and skibidi toilet, fr fr no cap."

  • Pharma Ads when Gen alpha hits 65.
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Can someone please translate this into boomer?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Rizz = charisma = good flirting. A rizzler is a person who flirts well.

Gyat = Girl Your Ass is Thick. And is also used as an exclamation upon seeing a thick ass and a term for a thick ass in general.

So rizzler gyat is a flirtatious girl with a thick ass.

Also of note "sticking out your gyat for the rizzler" is the song that blew up those words would mean "sticking out your butt for the charismatic guy"

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Holds up spork.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

A man of culture I see

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ohhh long John.... Ohhhhh long Johnson... Why I eyes ya... All the live long day....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Oh Don Piano

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