Both of these do fall under the idiotic and malicious choices category, in my opinion.
The "beach blonde bad built butch body" thing exists because MTG is a malicious idiot, and decided to attack Jasmine Crockett about her eyelashes during a House Committee meeting.
The "beetlejuice handjob" thing is because Boebert is an idiot and decided to commit lewd acts in public.
I just looked for myself, and NPR/PBS survey has Biden ahead. Many other polls have it basically tied. A few have Trump in the lead by 2-3 points.
I wouldn't personally call that winning by every available metric, although I would agree with you that it looks like Trump has a slight lead.