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[-] [email protected] 53 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 79 points 3 months ago

I mean, until the next train comes that is

[-] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago

Yeah I was just picturing the Disney like scene of all kinds of cute animals and birds eating corn, then as the you keep looking you see the express train roll through.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

What a time to be a predator

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

Until the third train comes

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

What a day to be a roadkill collector.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I'm starting to see a trend here...

That train tracks will kill an entire ecosystem right there!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

They are so slow that is not a concern

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

We mostly see trains when they’re around traffic, since that’s where we are. When they’re around traffic they’re slow, to reduce the likelihood of smashing up cars to provide entertainment for the internet.

But when they’re out in the middle of nowhere they haul ass. Relatively speaking. Obviously in the US our trains are nowhere near as fast as modern trains from developed nations.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Some of them haul ass. This one was hauling corn.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Nah freight lines can get up to 79 mph in some areas assuming they have PTC installed.

Obviously that's in the US, where there is a lot of flat empty space.

But chances are Bambi and thumper will have lots of forewarning

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

On the other hand, deer are really stupid. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that some of them still got run over by a train going only 10 mph while blasting the horn.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

There's a country town north of me where those idiots often bolt straight into the sides of cars.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I see you haven't met a deer LMFAO

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

the train 🚆!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

LOL, my first thought. There'll be deer guts everywhere.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 53 points 3 months ago

The insurance company must be navigating a legal maize here

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I guess he really took that chance to pop

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

There's a kernel of truth in that statement.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

"I see a lot of diabetic squirrels in your future... My god that's a lot of diabetic squirrels..."

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

it's okay to swear on the internet

[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago

It's not the internet. I just don't want to swear around the squirrels.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

That's fair, squirrels can get mighty cranky and those teeth can do some damage.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Are you fucking serious?!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

The yellow brick road

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

that would be so much popcorn. imagine the amount of movies you could watch with that much popcorn. youd be set for life

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Over before I start the movie mate

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Followed by venison tartare.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

You do you. I would not put a piece of random deer meat in my mouth, no matter how fresh.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

As opposed to a random piece of beef, pork, or poultry?

[-] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

I certainly didn't say that. Cook all your meat and cook it to the proper temperature, unless you are extremely confident about its origin and quality.

There's a huge difference between A5 grade beef and cow roadkill.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Well your original statement indicated that you were most concerned with the randomness of the meat. You even specified freshness was not a criterion. Would you like me to select a piece for you, would that assuage your reservations?

Edit: I guess OP doesn't know what they want /shrug

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

And anything that likes to eat squirrels.

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