Oh no, are we beanposting again???
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Beans & Jeans
Make it happen..
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New lemmy logo just dropped 😄
Ok but why is this actually cute tho
Yeah, they could probably sell these as a novelty item.
Yay, happy day! 👍
Oh yeah we are
Yep, that’s a cancer.
LPT: Don't microwave plastic, even if it claims to be microwave safe.
Recipes that have you microwave plastic wrap creep me the fuck out
Gotta eat TV dinners somehow
That's why I don't microwave mine, I just put them on the George Foreman Grill...
I just dump them into a large microwave safe bowl—they’re frozen and pop right out easily.
That's another, goes well with those beans.
If it's hard to see, that's rice, "cooked" in a soda plastic bottle, on a bbq grill.
Ugh. Please don't show that to me ever again. Thanks.
Don't breath this!
Will it ~~blend~~ microwave
I wanna see the one where they microwave a smaller microwave
*breathe
Also inadvisable
"The masks! They do nothing!"
I dunno it seemed to have evaporated like water so it's probably safe.
Already full of micro plastics, might as well start adding macro plastics. 🤷🏻♂️
Cutting out the middleman 😎
W-where is the bowl?
i might detect a hint of melted styrofoam towards the right of the bean puddle.
It's made from the same stuff as Wonder Woman's jet.
damnit
you spilled the beans
What bowl?
beans a la polymère
Fyi, there's no such thing as a microwave-safe plastic bowl. "Microwave safe" just means it won't melt in the microwave. It'll still fill your food with microplastics and other chemicals though.
Good point... I should just eat the plastic container on it's own next time 🤣
As is the way of Lemmy, all things revert back to beans.
This guys eatin' BEANS
your microwave is so clean! Very nice!
My microwave has the same design, but with it being about 25 years old I got a bit of a shock seeing OPs clean innocent virgin oven.
wasn't
So it is now?
It's more of a saucer than a bowl.
Ah, beans
Don't eat that.
On the bright side, you are now the proud owner of a hip designer bean plate.
yeah but those are pretty nice looking beans
F
Well fuq.