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[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also if Purina didn't test on animals there would be a lot of dead dogs

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I mean, I'm pretty sure we've got enough research down at this point to make non-lethal dog food without testing to make sure, probably still a good idea to make sure Rex still wants a bowl before slapping it on the shelf, but I think we're past the point of trying to market the Purina One Arsenic, Chocolate, and Grapes brand of kibble.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Stuff that is marketed towards animals, obviously makes sense to be tested in them, as well as medicine for humans

[–] Tar_alcaran 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Animal testing" isn't just "will this murder the dog", it's also "will these 50 random dogs actually eat the food?"

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (12 children)

For those who want a better version

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, so Steam isn't even actually on the picture? I feel like they could've just circled any original logo and made the joke about that instead.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They replaced Bad Dragon with Steam, and cut out pornhub and xvideos. Something tells me whoever did that version is a prude.

[–] ryathal 11 points 1 year ago

That looks like a cubicle wall, so not having porn sites is more a cya thing.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

But they left in grindr and the Wu Tang Clan

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Not Daft Punk! What a horrible Discovery! Please forgive them, they're only Human After All! Please do your Homework before saying such lies.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Lol rocket League is in there

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Purina

"Here boy, is this yummy?"

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah and movies from the 90's are companies now. And TIL porn ratings get tested on animals first.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

So is PornHub, xVideos and Playboy.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Playboy, Pornhub, and Nutaku are also in there.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

That explains the holes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Diamond Dogs? Not my Metal Gear merc company! (May have introduced some weaponry to dogs tho)

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why did you circle one entry on a sign that consists almost entirely of jokes? Also Mann Co is definitely the best one on there, because you know they're proud of what they're doing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Valve's customers are the animals

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I'll have you know that bark bark bark! That'll keep you from saying that again.

Now gtg, I can't be late to my neutering appmt.

[–] brown567 33 points 1 year ago

"Purina"

Yeah, I sure hope it does!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago
[–] RIPandTERROR 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Damn you really can run Doom on anything

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is that grindr on there?? 😳

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] SpeakinTelnet 9 points 1 year ago

Serial Experiment Lain was a surprise

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"Woof tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with" - Old Dirty boxer.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

And corsair and rocket league???

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

For anyone looking for a craft project, here's a blank template.

And one the other side.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Aw, not JonTron. Food Network and Bugatti, sure. I could even be convinced of the Wu-Tang Clan with evidence, but not JonTron

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Steam, Playboy, the State of Israel, Corsair... I wonder what kind of animal testing is going on there.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That looks like Photoshop, the aliasing and colour tone don't look uniform like the other logos

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Bandcamp, Corsair, Rust, Discord, Jontron, K12, LiveLeak, Bionicle, Mann Co. Well Mann Co probably does.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There's also N.W.A.. They can't possibly be testing on animals since they disbanded years ago. Also Easy E is dead.

WuTang is in there as well. But they're FOR THE CHILDREN

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

That's what I thought originally but then you look at those other logos and you start seeing some other ones that don't look as shopped lol. Rocket League? Grindr? Bandcamp? Damn even Daft Punk... 😭

[–] PsychedSy 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Look at what they did to me.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Blackwater 🤣

They probably do though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

And Rust???

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know, it looks photoshopped to me, sir

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Check other brands, there's tons of ones that make no sense.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Panda Express

They test some fuggin chicken in my stomach every 4-6 months.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Isnt torn a web browser game, whys it on there

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

There are two cut out and I have a feeling it was Bad Dragon and e621.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

damn cant believe they test bugattis on monkeys what a cruel world 😔

[–] Imgonnatrythis 4 points 1 year ago

The country of Isreal and serial experiments Lain? For shame guys

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