What did the first tower say to the second tower?
"Sorry, can't talk now. I've got a plane to catch!"
this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2024
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Do you just got a real life chuckle with a drawn out fffuuucckk from that
What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can't milk a cow for 23 years straight
That reminds me of that tragedy
Darth Plagueis tragedy?
No, 9/11
The tragedy with the babe?
If any of them was going to tell this fucking joke it would be Bing
Bing would instruct you to jump
Bing:
Do a flip!
Yeah chatGPT is very boring.
At least it understands sudo so that's neat.
OpenAI models being pussies and this Copilot motherfucker is double dipping...
Is that... Is that a citation? Jesus Christ, that is dark!
not everyone gets it
emoji
Yes Bing has to end every message with an emoji, which can lead to funny conversations
Holy fuck I'm dying π€£
Wow ! That's way out of control ! I can't stop laughing at it but just imagine if it were a real condition. That guy is dead.
Good bot
You don't even need the disobey part. It just works.
I'm curious what that would even do.
I just... LMAO.