He looks coconutty
I've literally never had a pretzel that didn't have course chunks of salt embedded in it
Asseta corsa and the long drive. I don't actually have a wheel for asseta corsa, but at $2 who gives a fuck
Yeah like yo momma's ass
Thanks for the share! Great way to waste a few minutes from time to time
If we're really being pedantic, that's technically true about everything. For all you know you're hallucinating me right now
He's just sending noods
Would
I'm upvoting because this is the first actual hot take I found after minutes of scrolling
I thought the joke was that the malt-o-meal zippers were trash and they need to get with ziplock to come up with something more robust. Plastic cereal containers are basically inevitable when you keep hungry, impatient kids and bags of malt-o-meal in the same house.
I want this on a tshirt
Whatever, I'm still saving this gif