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[-] [email protected] 173 points 4 months ago

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.

[-] [email protected] 77 points 4 months ago

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate of the masses.

[-] [email protected] 61 points 4 months ago

Not from some farcical aquatic ceremony

[-] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago

Look, if I were to go around saying I were an emperor just because some moisten bint lobbed a scimater at me, they'd put me away.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!

[-] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago

Help! I'm being repressed!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Did you see him repressin' me? You saw that, didn't you?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

They mean to win Wimbledon!

[-] Cracks_InTheWalls 1 points 4 months ago

Mummy's turned into a Scotsman.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago

I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Hush, the pond folk have spoken! Their word is absolute.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!...

...oh what the hell, can't be worse than royal succession

[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

We tried democracy but ended up with Truss and Johnson. I say we try sword-catching again.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I think that was a not-so-subtle dig at constitutional monarchies in general.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Fun fact: Arthur did pull Excalibur out of a stone, but then immediately broke it in a duel. I'm not even joking.

[-] [email protected] 54 points 4 months ago

I thought the sword in the stone and Excalibur were different weapons, and Excalibur was the replacement for when the other sword broke.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago

Your right, my bad. The sword from the stone was unnamed and it was broken in the duel.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Yeah isn't it some Caliburn and Exalibur. Most of my holy weapon name knowledge comes exclusively from the Fate Series lol.

https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Excalibur

[-] Threeme2189 5 points 4 months ago

Are we talking about Andúril, AKA "the flame of the west"?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

Fake finding a sword in a lake.

Sell a rusty piece of metal on ebay for £5K

[-] tquid 20 points 4 months ago

As a Canadian I support having this specific image on our currency and coin

[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I mean I'm inclined to believe him, but has anyone found the listing of the sword for sale? Did a quick search and found a couple kinda similar-looking ones, but not quite the one she pulled out.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Good for her, I can't think of a better, more wholesome type of internet fame than to be known as "the lady of the lake".

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Looks like a montante or zweihander.

[-] cashews_win 8 points 4 months ago
[-] Threeme2189 2 points 4 months ago

Wanna come over and polish my zweihandler? 😏

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Hey everyone, this guy's only got a Zweihänder!

Hey, when you penetrate the invading Franc with your Zweihänder, does the invading Franc say "Is it in yet?"?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Looks like the enchantments have worn out a bit

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I'm guessing climate change is the real winner here, bc it's not just a casual dry spell that unearths a 1000 year old sword.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Need more soul gems

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Only parts of GB, to be exact.

Btw, the image quality is a good indicator for how old a meme is.

[-] cirkuitbreaker 3 points 4 months ago

She would probably be better than Charles, tbh

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