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[–] [email protected] 67 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm concerned by the raw beef pattie on the coffee table.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That's actually a stack of salami slices. From 1994.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Is that an whole onion?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That AI Star Wars poster is something else 😂

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is that Kilo’s blade held by Anthony Hopkins?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Pretty sure that looks like Alec Guinness

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (2 children)

3 pips and gold uniform? TIL Picard was in engineering or security before he made captain

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Could you have 4 pips with anything besides red?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Didn’t they meet the captain of a medical vessel that had a blue uniform with 4 pips?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Or maybe this is TOS era uniforms

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

I'm more annoyed by the fact that he's a conehead now.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm not mad at the uniform, but because Picard would know better that to put out a big bowl of french fries that are just going to get cold while gaming.

[–] can 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You're only supposed to eat six anyway.

[–] clay_pidgin 19 points 7 months ago

Shut up, nerd!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

THERE ARE SIX FRIES!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I mean he does take every opportunity to let you know that he's French.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Nah they nailed this one. Every household in the world has their fridge in the corner of the living room..

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (9 children)

What game would they be playing though?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

...You ever wonder why we're here?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think it looks more like a puma.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

You’re making that up

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

No Man's Sky

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Starfield of course.

I’ll show myself out.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Lovers in Dangerous Spacetime

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Stardew Valley

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Baldurs Gate 3

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Alien vs Predator vs Borg

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Mass Effect 3 MP on a private server

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

They have two TVs in their room?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I guess. Plus that one in the image seems precariously balanced on the speaker?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Or they just wall mounted it without taking the feet off. They are aliens after all; they may not know our ways fully

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Clearly the second one is showing the view outside the room

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Only thing bothers me is that Picard has a beer instead of wine.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

You you you! Forgot about that !

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

This would be so much better if they were using different controllers.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

None. Blue would also have been canonically acceptable.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well he is a Commander, so it's possible he wasn't command structure at the time, but assuming the rest of the lore holds true in the episode where he doesn't fight the Naussicans and get stabbed in the heart, he is shown to be science staff before the command route.

So blue, if anything, should be the color.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

This is clearly a different alternate timeline than that one.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Color be damned, THERE ARE 4 PIPS!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Well at least it managed to get the hands right, it seems.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why do generative AIs when creating a table with food make them so messy all the time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Well so do humans.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Of course Jean-Luc would have red wine, not beer

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