Jokes on you, I welded that during work hours. Got paid 25 dollars, spent it on more booze. The Crown Royal Ouroborous.
this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2023
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$25 that's like half an hour.
- Place in bucket
- Break bottle with hammer
- Grab your favorite silly straw
- Betray yourself
I love the taste of internal lacerations
Bonus points if you swallow tiny pieces of glass 😋
Help get that alcohol into your bloodstream quicker and with less blood you can get higher alcohol level
There's too much blood in my alcohol system
As an alcoholic, that doesn't work .... it delays things which may have an effect but it doesn't stop someone with a strong enough addiction
Nice welding job tho
Nice welding job tho
Is it, though? The welds are a bit high - they're on the wall instead of being in the corner.
Yup. The store has more.
if I brought that into rehab someone would just break the glass and drink the shards
Well... I mean if I were an alcoholic ....I'd crack the bottle and filter it haha.
Remove lid from bottle, use straw.
Yah, you could just carefully use a nail and get two holes through the shoulders. One for a straw and one for air.
Source: Made THE MACHINE with a Hennessy bottle and a nail and blasted off into another dimension
The problem with this is that anyone capable of welding also has several grinders for cutting metal. Try concrete next time.
Grinders work on concrete too btw. One of their main uses, aside from metalwork. The only way to lock it, would be to encase the entire thing in it (as in contacting the bottle) but I feel like that loses that charm of "a trapped bottle".
the one time I tried cutting concrete with a grinder it cut through it like butter
Yeah, pretty much. Just use disks for concrete, not metal and it makes it all a cakewalk
Did you do this OP? Cause I've seen something similar as a joke Christmas gift. It doesn't seem like a great way to stop someone drinking but it is might be a funny gift. Especially to someone who isn't very handy and won't be able to get through the casing.
The OP on Reddit said it was a Christmas present for his little brother
I bet I could still get the lid unscrewed enough to get a few drops out
A way to prove your commitment to drinking**
Or just smash the bottle.
Or just give it away.
Metal saw is cheap, do two cuts on the top and you'll have the lid to open and drink
The lid is plastic, saw the top of the lid diagonally down until the saw is stopped by the glass, tip the bottle over and empty it out. With no cap now you have reason to not finish the entire bottle.
Would that get plastic in the booze?
It's just plastic zest.
Even if it did, run it through a sieve or coffee filter.
Sazall does em all!
Is this the most wholesome commagazine?
No, but it's kinda funny and I'll think it may have one of the least bad communities until they stuff me into a skip and light its contents ablaze.
Edit: votes have been cast and the results show that this place is 2/4 dumpster and 1/2 decent.
Even when I did drink I wouldn't touch Crown.
Less effective than just throwing out the bottle, but I can see you meant weld.