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[–] [email protected] 96 points 9 months ago (3 children)

That would be such a flex. You're driving through the desert with you tank full of water and people around you are dying of dehydration.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 9 months ago (1 children)

*swimming through the desert in your tank

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well I swim through the desert in a tank with no name...

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 9 months ago (1 children)

When this tank gets hit by a shell:

Why is there smoke coming out of your tank, Seymour?

Oh ho, no! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed tanks we're having! Mmm, steamed tanks!

[–] InfiniteStruggle 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wait, so a shell hits a tank and it superheats the air inside? Is that real?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Only if you're trying to prepare an unforgettable luncheon and are within view of the Aurora Borealis. /ncd

The water would heat up and boil slowly and eventually if there was a fire occuring on the outside of the tank.

If it is hit in an area which causes the tank's armaments to explode into the crew cabin then yes you would have a Russian Instant Pot...

[–] sbv 68 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You can pee wherever/whenever you want.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Correction: you can no longer drink the water.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bear Grylls has entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Bear Grylls has entered a hotel

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 9 months ago (5 children)

can drink the water

As a tank maintainer, this is the least credible part of the post.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is it though? Technically, they can drink the water, but nobody said it would be a good experience to do so

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

✅ Can drink the water.

❎ Should drink the water.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Don’t die of spall, but die extra quick of shockwaves transmitted through water.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Simple solution: we'll have a fishtank, but filled with air. Put it in the watertank to make the watertank mk. 2: the airwatertank tank

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

Love it. Here's $5 billion dollars and a years supply of cocaine. I need these operational stat! Question, will more cocaine speed up or slow down the production? Fuck it, here's more cocaine.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

And the British version will be able to make tea much easier.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago

A fish tank, if you will

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I can’t wait to join the Army Diver Armored Division.

[–] sbv 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

SONAR CONTACT BEARING 322, DEPLOYING ABRAMS.

[–] sbv 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

I wanna be an ARMDIVARMDIV!

[–] Captain 27 points 9 months ago

Love the emotional support fish

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

Welcome to Marines. Literally.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Water doesn’t compress. The tank operators don’t need their internal organs, right?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just leave the hatch open a little bit.

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[–] robotopera 15 points 9 months ago

Throw on a few water hammer arrestors from the hardware store, problem solved.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that good? It sounds like it's creating a shield? I'm pretty sure I'm right, I say ship it.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Let's not get bogged down in details, alright? We can work out the smaller kinks over time.

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[–] DannyBoy 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We don't need emotional support fish, we need tank operator fish

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[–] mindbleach 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

One bullet hits the body and the crew goes deaf.

[–] starman2112 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] mindbleach 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do they make those for lungs?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I'm not like an army guy, but I did get to ride around in a tank once, and based on that experience I'm in favor of this idea.

Everything was very hot inside the tank, the water will help with that a lot.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Eventually the water is just gonna start getting to boiling temperature and no one will notice because of the frog thing.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

And you get a hot tub from all of the heat! Awesome!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Stand aside Pierre Sprey!

The Fighter Plane Mafia has nothing on...

... The CDRMittens Reverse Land Submarine War Philosopher Crew!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I know smth about this is fucking dumb, but no clue what. The added weight? The impracticality?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago (12 children)

Air is a compressible fluid. Water is incompressible. Energy from shock waves will be transmitted from the hull to the crew in a much more efficient fashion.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, you man the guns and I’ll drive.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Inertia will be a bitch tho

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

As a fun fact, tanks were really called that way because the British didn't want the Germans to know what was being deployed in WW1 on the continental frontline.

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