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Email Etiquette (lemmy.zip)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 60 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I doubt you're gonna keep your job with those tabs opened 🤨

[-] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago

Also 19k+ unread mail. Yikes!

[-] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

Right?? Those are amateur numbers.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I deleted 36,000 after a coworker complained that I was way over the storage limit.

I'm still over the limit, I just don't care enough to delete 22k more

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

OP doesn't have the energy to deal with all of Ryan's bullshit emails

[-] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago

That gmail ui looks like 10 years old

[-] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

It likely is. The browser UI is also really old.

[-] Classy 4 points 7 months ago

Feels like Vista

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Just look at the classic Google logo!

[-] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

I like to go a step further and say "Per my email dated xx/xx/xxxx (attached)..."

Then attach a .eml file of referenced email. Yes, I'm that petty.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Naa, make 'em work for it.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

You don’t say dear, just “Ryan,”

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Dear is just to apply a 2x multiplier on the sass level.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago
[-] can 25 points 7 months ago

Not even the most offensive one.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

I will ignore Martin again, who cares if he implies that I'm an idiot, let him say whatever he wants to say while I keep on actively not engaging with him and his "I am the center of OUR universe" toxic tone.
So who's the real idiot now, bitch?

[-] Pika 7 points 7 months ago

in all honesty though, regardless of what Martin did, I would probally ignore an email that started with giant cyan blue font as well lol

[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Sincerely, fuck you.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

"Please review the attached guide, which can be conveniently found on our website." This translates to, "Stop wasting my time by asking me basic fucking questions that you could easily find the answers to on your own!"

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

"Per my last email..."

Oh the one I couldn't be bothered to read?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Don’t forget to add some bullshit logos as attachments in your signature.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Yo....I accidentally deleted it from my Bin.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Oh shit, hurts when I catch that one. I try to be more diplomatic.

"Nah, same thing we were talking about last week. Nothing's really changed since then."

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