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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

The author calls it JIF. He intended it as Jif because he has butter fingers and like butter brand JIF.

I'm used to hard G though.

[–] norawibb 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And British people made English, but they don't say anything right either.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

But the food is delicious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Little ironic.... but ok.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I know he says it’s pronounced “jif”, but I just don’t care. It’s like “gift” without the t

[–] EmoDuck 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let's be honest here, English does not have that level of consistency. "Women" is pronounced with an "i" for christ sake

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because the a in woman is pronounced the same way the e in women is pronounced...

Probably that was originally introduced by some medieval swinger society, so they could say that they are faithful to their women and technically not be lying about it. When the church figured out they introduced the o as an i thing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because the a in woman is pronounced the same way the e in women is pronounced...

woman = wum-en
women = wim-in

Yeah I'm gonna have to disagree with you there, chief.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

i always eas taught the plural to be pronounced as "wi-men" I also cannot remember any english TV show or so to talk about wimin, so where the second ibis explicit as an i and distinguishable from an e

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, you're supposed to replace the letter, not add it, so "fin"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Oh come on, you know what I mean

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Say the word "though" in your head. Then add a "t" to it. Would you really argue that "though" and "thought" are pronounced the same simply because they're the same spelling save for a final "t"?

The easiest "rule" is that the creator can decide how to pronounce and spell it lol. Taking English rules that don't even apply 100% of the time to its own words and trying to hold made-up words to the same standards just sounds silly to me haha

[–] penguin 2 points 1 year ago

There are no rules to how new words come into being or how old ones change.

If everyone says a word a certain way with certain meaning, then that's what it is. One person doesn't get to decide.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Could easily be ‘thof’.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's more like giant or gin or giraffe.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, it's more like give or get or girl.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Get is not even gi

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, I always read it as "Jif" then came the correctness police of Reddit and I was bullied into "Gif" by guilt.

And now some 8-40 years later, I feel anything but "Gif" is wrong. Help!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Help!

Absolutely not, I don't say this often but those bullies did the right thing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do you pronunce it guilt or juilt? Okay bad question

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

How do you pronounce giraffe? or giant? or gin?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I thought it was at least jood.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good thing word coiners don't get full control over word usage.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

They do though when they are right.

[–] jscummy 2 points 1 year ago

Can you really just drop a hard G like that though? Thought that was only okay for them to say

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry, but he waited 26 years to tell everyone how it's pronounced... at this point you can go with the majority, or stick with however you want to pronounce it.

[–] penguin 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He made the format, not English.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ya and in English, we pronounce things like giant, giraffe, gin, etc. with a "j" sound.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nobody made english, nor is a language static. It is an everchanging result of millions of people using and evolving it.

A language that doesn't change is dead, like latin is. So any rule of how something is supposed to be in a language is subject to time and place, but never absolute.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

He didn't intend shit. He just wanted to watch the world burn!