blackluster117

joined 2 years ago
[–] blackluster117 2 points 1 day ago

Do you have anything with a good vintage? I like my beans finely aged.

[–] blackluster117 15 points 2 days ago

The man heard "Fuck the police" and thought "Say less".

[–] blackluster117 1 points 4 days ago

In Soviet Russia, cockroach step on you.

[–] blackluster117 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

-insert Professor Utonium spilling Chemical X.gif-

[–] blackluster117 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] blackluster117 1 points 2 weeks ago

He can only stay in there for so long.

[–] blackluster117 3 points 2 weeks ago

Thus, the patch kit was invented.

[–] blackluster117 9 points 2 weeks ago

God, corporations are so fucking boring.

[–] blackluster117 10 points 2 weeks ago

Every time I read Erlich's name, I hear Jin Yang struggling to pronounce it.

[–] blackluster117 9 points 2 weeks ago

Kids say the darndest things.

[–] blackluster117 4 points 3 weeks ago

Omg, ur lolxdsorandom. :p (Please help me, I just want to eat pizza and play Halo at a buddy's house.)

[–] blackluster117 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
view more: next ›