blackluster117

Thus, the patch kit was invented.

God, corporations are so fucking boring.

Every time I read Erlich's name, I hear Jin Yang struggling to pronounce it.

Kids say the darndest things.

Omg, ur lolxdsorandom. :p (Please help me, I just want to eat pizza and play Halo at a buddy's house.)

At least 7.

You know it's a real problem when you're still losing the 10mm in your sexual fantasies. Where do they go...?

Thank you for engaging with my engagement!

Give it up, we know you're actually six cats in a trench coat masquerading as a network engineer. I've seen enough photos of cats in server racks to know when I've been had.

I need this as a sticker slapped onto the back of a street sign I see on my way to work. Feels like that's where it should go.

First the Thagomizer, now this. Larson truly is prophetic.

If they were a more humane society, we likely would.