blackluster117

Actually, that's Patricia Tallman. I went to highschool with her son.

I have never felt so attacked by media I enjoy consuming.

A dozen, a hundred, it's impossible to tell.

This is like the forbidden German super tank of office chairs.

Cute lil' cotton swab.

That tickles.

Marge-tachi holding hate: I just think it's neat.

Oh, that was beautiful and very much appreciated. I'm kind of going through it right now, and it was very calming to have someone's hand reach through the ages and rest on my shoulder. Really contextualizes the human experience.

Bubble Buddy proving he was sentient later in the episode means that SpongeBob thought he would actually get him out, and Bubble Buddy chose to watch him drown. Bubble Buddy gets away with murder.

That thumbnail is so phallic it had me guessing the legitimacy of this whole post.

We're all just mammals, and spring has sprung.

You'd be surprised. I think the last torture test I saw had 700-1000 through before the can melted off, but that was just holding the trigger down. You're risking melting the barrel at that point, too. Remember, 3 sec bursts is the rule. Found one.