Atheist Memes

Just say whatever you want to say. The whole point of the holiday in the West seems to be something to lift people's spirits in the face of a depressingly shitty time of year. Our part of the world gets bone-chillingly cold and even the trees say, "Fuck it, I'm out." Everything is dead and it's so cold a person can literally die from just standing outside for too long. Every other animal with any sense just goes into hibernation and sleeps past this absolutely shit time of year. Instead, we created this holiday to help get us through this "most wonderful time of the year" and we have to constantly pump out happy cheery Christmas tunes to remind ourselves what a great time of year it is, but deep down we all know, Christmas and Winter fucking sucks.

Put Saturn back in Saturnalia!

If you ever want to shut down the conversation, just point out that there are over a dozen Christian holidays between Thanksgiving and New Years, and some more devout Christians celebrate more than just the one with the presents and the flying reindeer.

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

I’m still trying to figure out what in my Spotify playlists gave Spotify the idea that i actually want to listen to xmas music.

I need to figure that out so I can dump it.

The war on Christmas will continue until it's illegal occupation of fall ends.

"Hateful Holidays, everyone!"

I am really, really pissed off at Christian nationalists stripping away civil rights and the ongoing Gaza conflict, and find nativist songs triggering.

While searching for Christmas carols to add to my playlist I had a temper tantrum and loaded it with anti-war protest songs.

And I am quite fond of God Rest Ye Merry, normally. Too much piss this year.

Happy Christmas! Merry Holidays!

Happy yuletide!

Shit, I say merry Christmas and I'm not a Christian. I'm not going to accidentally I doctrinate myself by saying it.

I think my only response to "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Holidays" from now on will just be "yeah, whatever."

Sounds like a purely american problem.

I wish you a hopeful Christmas!
I wish you a brave new year!
May all your anguish, pain and sadness
Leave your heart and may your road be clear!

I love that where I live nobody gives a shit about that, we are all looking for an excuse to party, gather around and eat together. Kids are out of school, work is lighter, and we can laze around.

Is this really happening? Except a few Fox News clip I've never heard of somebody offended by the holidays thing...

Merry holidays by the way.

Happy Festivus 🦯 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njZx1MMAOSA

Merry Christmas

What the fuck? That's gross, keep that shit to yourself!