[-] [email protected] 66 points 3 months ago

Me: breathing in oxygen and exhaling CO2

Cops: you're under arrest.

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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I'm in a situation where I'm looking for jobs local to me with decent pay and benefits. I did searches on all the major job sites with my criteria, sorted how I want, striped out the session ids and saved the links in an auto hotkey script so I can quickly check each site every day.

I still have issues with irrelevant results, such as jobs on towns I have no desire to commute to, companies I would never work for, and jobs with requirements I don't have, such as nursing.

I'm not really a programmer, but I can tinker around with things to an extent. It would be nice to be able to scrape these sites in order to reduce the irrelevant postings, I just don't know how to go about it.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago

I played the gunshot in this scene. I had to clap two boards together when they turned out the lights.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago

What is there to know exactly? You just follow the installer and pick languages and whatnot. It's no different than installing Windows except that it's faster.

[-] [email protected] 58 points 5 months ago

I'd like to shake the hand of whoever shit in your Cheerios. It's definitely deserved.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago

They think the blue indicator means their headlights are on.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago

It's not illegal to monitor someone's smart water meter as it's not encrypted. You can tell whenever they shower or go to the bathroom and then send them a log of their activity. It's not illegal

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

When I poop, I'll take my hand and make a "knife hand" and massage the area above my hip and grab the side of my stomach while bending over to help the poop get out instead of straining. It's this weird?

[-] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Illinois just enacted a law that prevents alpr companies from sharing data outside of the state in order to protect people coming into the state for abortion.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago

Ok, I can buy a quad core thin client for $30. The prices for these are too high for what they are.

[-] [email protected] 103 points 6 months ago

Cars. Expensive cars require more frequent and complicated maintenance and repairs than cheaper cars. They over engineer them on purpose in order to make it unreasonable to maintain them in the long run. They don't want their brand sullied by old versions of their cars driven around by poor people.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago

The u.s. mostly only uses civil enforcement. If your landlord isn't upholding their end of the contract then the contract is void and you can move somewhere else. There's rarely any mechanism to make them do anything.

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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I can't find anything on the specifics of how federation actually works. The op thread gets copied to any federated server? What happens if the thread is deleted on the op server? Does it still exist on all other federated servers? How do comments and votes work? That kind of thing.

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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

The fire department said drivers should not park over leaves.

[-] [email protected] 52 points 8 months ago

So they won't mind being split into three different companies, right?

[-] [email protected] 73 points 9 months ago

Google+ did the same thing when it rolled out, then they tried to force people to use it before they cancelled the project.

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