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Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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It feels.like there's a few tales to be told about that place.
For starters it looks like a house has been put on top of another house.
Then a few rooms look like they were fitted out for animals, possibly primates.
Then the rest of the house has the feel of a cheap porn venue.
All selling points as far as I'm concerned, although it might need a scrub down with bleach.
It looks like a house that has held more than one person prisoner.
Possibly with their consent. Is this horny jail?
We must be looking at different houses. I'm seeing rape dungeon, you're seeing party pad. Hmm.
You say potato I say potahto.
Porn studio?
That gives it the air of professionalism it doesn't deserve. It's just a place folks can get freaky on film.
It still sells. The house? Not so much?
Then a few rooms look like they were fitted out for animals
That was my thought as well: "that's quite the cat tree"...
"Wait, the whole house is a cat tree? "
That there is a house with character. Seems like you could explore in there for days unless it collapsed on you
Weasley ass looking house
It reminds me of Groverhaus.
I don't know what I was expecting the house to look like, but it wasn't that
The realtor is doing their best... "Are you looking for a unique home with ample space to create and make your own. This home boasts a large unique master bedroom, living areas and bathrooms. Come take a look, see the possibility and turn this into your dream today." 🙄
If you know on the door you're either gonna die at that house or get the best damn feed you've ever got.
This whole place looks like one big YEEEHAAAH code violation
The Yahoo! Typography is the cherry on the top.
The font that makes comic sans look stodgy.
I always wanted to pay $184k to tear down a house! How did they know?
Seriously, the realtor isn't even trying. The description is hilarious. I guess when you have the love child of a cabin and a funhouse built in what looks like about 3 of the crappiest trailers in the park glued together haphazardly, there's not much you can say to make it appealing.
I like how, out of all the pictures on the page you picked the least awful one to put in this thread.
Makes me want sassaprilla real bad
The camo toilet seat cover really hammers home the Wisconson DIYer feel.
lol it was sold this January for $130,000
I've lived in worse. Just look at those floors!
Post pictures: eh, it's a lame and tacky diy but alright I guess...whatever, it's nothing a sawzall can't fix.
First exterior shot I see: Oh this is some hillbilly shit right here.