this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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$184K for your very own "bar" and heart shaped hot tub

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

It feels.like there's a few tales to be told about that place.

For starters it looks like a house has been put on top of another house.

Then a few rooms look like they were fitted out for animals, possibly primates.

Then the rest of the house has the feel of a cheap porn venue.

All selling points as far as I'm concerned, although it might need a scrub down with bleach.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It looks like a house that has held more than one person prisoner.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Possibly with their consent. Is this horny jail?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We must be looking at different houses. I'm seeing rape dungeon, you're seeing party pad. Hmm.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

You say potato I say potahto.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That gives it the air of professionalism it doesn't deserve. It's just a place folks can get freaky on film.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago

It still sells. The house? Not so much?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Then a few rooms look like they were fitted out for animals

That was my thought as well: "that's quite the cat tree"...

"Wait, the whole house is a cat tree? "

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

That there is a house with character. Seems like you could explore in there for days unless it collapsed on you

[–] Assman 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

It reminds me of Groverhaus.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I don't know what I was expecting the house to look like, but it wasn't that

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

The realtor is doing their best... "Are you looking for a unique home with ample space to create and make your own. This home boasts a large unique master bedroom, living areas and bathrooms. Come take a look, see the possibility and turn this into your dream today." 🙄

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

If you know on the door you're either gonna die at that house or get the best damn feed you've ever got.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

This whole place looks like one big YEEEHAAAH code violation

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The Yahoo! Typography is the cherry on the top.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

The font that makes comic sans look stodgy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

I always wanted to pay $184k to tear down a house! How did they know?

Seriously, the realtor isn't even trying. The description is hilarious. I guess when you have the love child of a cabin and a funhouse built in what looks like about 3 of the crappiest trailers in the park glued together haphazardly, there's not much you can say to make it appealing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I like how, out of all the pictures on the page you picked the least awful one to put in this thread.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Makes me want sassaprilla real bad

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[–] ZombiFrancis 2 points 9 months ago

The camo toilet seat cover really hammers home the Wisconson DIYer feel.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

lol it was sold this January for $130,000

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I've lived in worse. Just look at those floors!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Post pictures: eh, it's a lame and tacky diy but alright I guess...whatever, it's nothing a sawzall can't fix.

First exterior shot I see: Oh this is some hillbilly shit right here.