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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

It feels.like there's a few tales to be told about that place.

For starters it looks like a house has been put on top of another house.

Then a few rooms look like they were fitted out for animals, possibly primates.

Then the rest of the house has the feel of a cheap porn venue.

All selling points as far as I'm concerned, although it might need a scrub down with bleach.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It looks like a house that has held more than one person prisoner.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Possibly with their consent. Is this horny jail?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We must be looking at different houses. I'm seeing rape dungeon, you're seeing party pad. Hmm.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

You say potato I say potahto.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That gives it the air of professionalism it doesn't deserve. It's just a place folks can get freaky on film.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

It still sells. The house? Not so much?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Then a few rooms look like they were fitted out for animals

That was my thought as well: "that's quite the cat tree"...

"Wait, the whole house is a cat tree? "

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

That there is a house with character. Seems like you could explore in there for days unless it collapsed on you

[–] Assman 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

It reminds me of Groverhaus.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I don't know what I was expecting the house to look like, but it wasn't that

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

The realtor is doing their best... "Are you looking for a unique home with ample space to create and make your own. This home boasts a large unique master bedroom, living areas and bathrooms. Come take a look, see the possibility and turn this into your dream today." 🙄

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

If you know on the door you're either gonna die at that house or get the best damn feed you've ever got.