this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 207 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Accidentally made a hot-girl union.

Now they can organize and demand higher quality pickup lines.

[–] Assman 47 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

~~Apes~~ babes together strong

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How do you get those crossed out words?

Nice comment by the way

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

~~Strikethrough~~, you can get them like ~~this~~

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

In a group of 40 women, chances are really high at least 2 of them would be a good couple. It's a blind group date.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

AGU Local 2, Messenger Hot Girls Union

[–] [email protected] 66 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dang, he really ruined his chances with nearly 40 women all at once

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

It will take my entire life to ruin my chances with this many. My hero 🛐🛐🛐

[–] [email protected] 62 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Pulled too much aggro sadly

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

AoE4 is pretty cool too though

[–] [email protected] 61 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Guys it’s called efficiency

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

No, it's called stupidity. WhatsApp allows for Broadcast lists, which do what he was trying to do.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago

When getting a date isn't even worth copy pasting to you, you aren't worthy of the tiddies.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago

Souls-like difficulty setting.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

Collateral damage

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

The Bachelor with social anxiety

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Imgonnatrythis 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Luck is just probability. Increase luck by hitting on many more people at once!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

The Boomhauer method.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Dudes rock!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

It looks like he tried to send one mass flirt message to 39 women, but it went out in a group chat instead of individual messages. So he acknowledged his failure and left his own group chat.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

He tried sending the same message to 39 women, (assuming that the message would be sent seperately) only to realize that they were all added to a group chat. It dawned on him that each woman could see that he had sent the same message to everyone in the group. He realized the error of his ways, and swift departed. (Presumably out of embarrasment)