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[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm not vegan, but sometimes I give a small thought towards the chicken that I eat. It lived a life. Maybe it had a personality. I don't know. Some chicken had it's end of life to end up on my plate.

However, that chicken in the aspic in a melon really did not get a justified legacy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Maybe it had a personality.

From what I have seen chickens absolutely do have personalities. Some are nice, friendly, cuddly and playful, and some are just mean little bastardbirds.

But they cant live forever and I do think when creatures die, we can either recycle them in our bellies or let wild bacteria eat their bodies. I'm all for doing it ourselves because we cant absorb nutrition from the sun and I dont want to die of hunger.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

These tendies didn’t die of old age.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Is this british food?

[–] fibojoly 5 points 6 days ago

Yeah, there is a reason I didn't know the word "aspic". What an abomination.

[–] peteypete420 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I mean, assuming we checked internal temp on the chicken, id definitely try it. Don't get wrong, wouldnt expect much but it could be bangers.

That being said, i hope the chicken was seasoned with plans for watermelon, not just standard chicken seasoning.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

From the color and the amount of liquid in the result picture I seriously doubt that the core went even over 40 C

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

I mean, it kinda just looks like boiled chicken, so it's probably fine? Probably not tasty, but not raw by a long shot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There's another comm for this I think.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Add a Kool-Aid

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Please unalive yourself in Minecraft

[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Every day, we stray further from God.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No this is the least gross aspic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I just assume when I see the word 'aspic' that I'm about to see some nastiness that would make cthulu shudder.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The sacrilege is visceral.

As a strong atheist, I'm impressed.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

As a weak atheist, i should go to the gym more often

[–] Gullible 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"My Arrakis. My Dune".

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Surely it could be stuffed into the cavity of yet another larger and equally bizarre choice of thing.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

while I can't find my physical copy of this, I feel the melon would be perfect between the chicken and lamb.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

12kg rice and then 5 lbs black pepper. 110 gallons of water? Are the bedouins travelling with an eclectic mix of metric and avoirdupois measuring vessels?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

When it comes to quantities such as these, I don't think they bother measuring.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into. And then you can put that into a llama, and put that into a bison, and make the worlds most epic gamey pit roast.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into.

Out of context that just sounds weird.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It feels like something needs to be in that chicken cavity. A smaller melon? Maybe a durian to escalate it from a food crime into a food hate crime?

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You all are asking me why. Here is why:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

No, we need a better answer for why.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

any food that could benefit from the Maillard Reaction should at least attempt for it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

That makes me want to try watermelon fried in butter..

I have watermelon in the fridge.. hmm..

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

stop right there criminal scum!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

That's disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Preferably enough to make me forget about the existence of this abomination

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

How does it taste? I'd try it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

How vegans see all omnivore food

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Almost as good as the Allegra chicken.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

What's for dinner tonight mom?

Unborn chicken.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

What was the result expected to be?

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