Ask Lemmy

Lmao all the people in the thread saying they'd have sex with themselves.

Finally, someone that accepts me.

I would date, fuck, marry & kill myself

You mean after the sex?

I Hang out with myself all the time. It's fine.

Probably not. I don't really want to be around people who act like me. I've done a decent job of reigning in my most asocial behaviours, but they still get through.

On the flip side, other people seem to like the version of myself that I currently project, so I think I'm doing a good enough job.

Probably yes, I talk to myself all the time and my sense of humour happens to be pretty similar to mine. At the very least is worth a try.

I would hang out with myself and get a lot done. We'd code an app, make a podcast for antisocial people, and plant trees.

We'd agree to use the same encrypted messenger.

I've never been good at socializing and it just makes me exhausted.

Yeah, I'd hang myself.

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Oh "hang out".
No.

One-on-one? Sure, I'm hilarious.

In a group? No. I'm an attention hog, I don't need the competition.

Oh yeah for sure. I'd have sex with myself too

Yes indeed. Not to be braggy but I'm super friendly and fun and loving.

Yeah. I would. I've been asking myself that for a long time and I've tried to become someone I would get along with.

I would love to hangout with myself. I'm quiet, calm, and introspective IRL.

I don't have any friends because I'm disappointed in people my own age. I'd hang out with people 20-30 years older than me, but they're all dead soooo....

No. Spending time around people different from myself offers me different perspectives, interesting conversations etc.

Hanging out with someone exactly the same would be like living in an echo chamber with a yes man.

I have met a person nearly exactly like me, and they make a great friend

So yes, I'd love to hang out with me, at least I'll finally have someone that doesn't keep deliberately misunderstanding my words to have an excuse to harass me

I wouldn’t initiate or invite, but if I just happen to be in the same room with myself it would be fine. It would be mostly quiet and we do our own thing, or the occasional silly philosophical or metaphorical discussions but probably nothing real or deep. Or maybe it’ll be a free therapy session, having 2 brains figure out my emotions

No. I get introduced to people who are "like me" and I don't like them off the hop.

I recently hung out with my own father, and when he would say words that were in my head, they sounded awful.

People like me. I have friends. I like my friends. But I do question their judgement being friends with me.

I would hang out with myself, but I feel like it would be a very quiet meeting because we both would just be doing our own thing because unless someone else is spearheading the conversation or as a topic that I'm passionate about, I generally stick to myself anyway.

I would have an orgy with myself if I had a cloning machine.

I would try out for RLCS with my 3-me-team in Rocket League.

I would never wonder where my team mates are in The Finals, because now they are also me.

I would hang out with me. I would play boardgames and learn about obscure subjects that I am interested in.

I would have trouble coordinating schedules with myself.

Depends on the day. Sometimes im fun, sometimes im not so fun. Like anybody, I have days where im in a decent mood, got plenty of sleep, and then other days, I slept like crap, im cranky, and im just trying to keep my head down and get through the day.

Yes, but I wouldn't want to spend too much time because I'm very annoying.

Antisocial is like killing stray cats and cutting off their heads and putting them in your sock drawer. "Weird people" are Interesting to those who don't smell their own brand. The infrastructure and the culture makes it hard for people to connect. You might have issues but other people are stupid. Two things can be right at the sametime. The world is on fire. Who is to judge really. It not like the collective contributions have led to anything constructive in the dum dum world of the lowest common denominator. https://youtu.be/MEL06Crmw8g

I would totally sit quietly in a room with myself as we both played single player games, occasionally making recommendations to each other.

Good times.

It would be on sight.

nah. that bitch depressing asf

i would probably hate myself

Hell yes, I'm my best friend.

I would marry me if I could

Well, that's a complicated question.

On one hand, I do already hang-out with myself basically all the time. I talk to myself a lot and I'm my own wall to throw stuff at.

On the other hand, I'm also very antisocial. I would definitely not enjoy spending this time that I spend with myself with another, physical person.

So, that.

I would absolutely hang out with myself often.

I would help me get unstuck, and encourage my crazy projects to go even bigger.

I would run interference for myself when my social battery is low.

I would make collaborative art with myself, and try to outdo myself at stupid jokes.

Oh, and since I guess the question is implied, since everyone is answering - of course I would fuck myself. I have heard that I'm good in bed, and if I was bad at masturbating, I suppose I would do it much less often.

Edit: To respond to the downvote - you're right. I'm not actually all that great at masturbating. But I'm practicing as often as I can make time to! I'll get better!

Outside like 4 people that i talk to, i find myself repulsive, but i'm working on it. I don't think i'd hang out with myself at all

hangout

That's a noun. You want "hang out" with a space. It's the difference between asking "what's up, Chuck" and "what's upchuck?" Supdog is the exception.

A worthy opponent for all of my favorite niche games that I'll never convince my IRL friends to play.

I'm an awkward motherfucker. Idk man I would have to try it out

I'm apparently best enjoyed in small doses; nobody else really seems to enjoy my company long-term, so why would I be any different?

I'd never invite myself because I'd be lost in something at home, so I'd never meet me.

Yeah. I do cool shit all the time.

Wanna come over and have a fire in the backyard and do a barbecue, drink a few beers, play some games, watch some movies, play some music, record an album, build some shit in the garage, work on cars, write stories, play with electronics, do some computer shit, like, what's your flavor, pick your poison, I'm down for fucking anything, and if I had another me to do it with, all the fucking better.