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[–] [email protected] 118 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wholesome greentext. OP is based.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 week ago

Mutual aid in a nutshell.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah, except he thinks this is a gang instead of just what happens when people respect each other in society and work together.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 week ago

I guess this is mutual aid. More like food rescue.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did I just read a good greentext ?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Don't forget it's fake (anon doesn't have a job) and gay (anon is dreaming about having a gang of homeless guys around him)

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

that's not a "street gang" it's called mutual aid. This is a really inspiring story. We keep us safe.

[–] bathing_in_bismuth 3 points 5 days ago

Street gang sounds cooler

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago

You showed them humanity when most of the world doesn't. Of course they have your back.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

The golden age of capitalism: False scarcity and criminalized benevolence.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

c/aboringdystopia because here shops usually sell the leftover stuff cheaper at evening and spend to soup kitchen and similiar.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Spenden ist btw donate, nicht spend ^^

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Freudscher, uh, slipper?

[–] TammyTobacco 24 points 1 week ago

He's Morpheus from john Wick

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

How to start a mafia with zero $

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] bathing_in_bismuth 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Who is the mugger and who is the police? Who owns the store? Who said store can't sell old bread? Who enforces that?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

What? You're taking this way too literally

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Which board are these short stories usually on?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We can't tell you because then you'll go there and we can't have that on our conscience.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

if only all the greentexts were so wholesome as this.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was once like you, went on 4chan and it was full of porn and racists. There's no one specific board for this, you have to sift through the endless garbage to find these stories.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Which is why these gain traction on link aggregators, because someone else did the hard work of sifting through the crap.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Dunno if there's a new one for these but they generally are on /b/ or any of the other ones that are related to the subject matter i.e. cooking or anime

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

it's not unlikely that this was made with some greentext image generator.
i thought i had a link, in some other conversation somebody provided one before, but now i can't find it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

He has eyes everywhere

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The Bear

Richie is the guy